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Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music

I, Tom Lehrer, and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000, hereby grant the following permission:

All the lyrics on this website, whether published or unpublished, copyrighted or uncopyrighted, may be downloaded and used in any manner whatsoever, without requiring any further permission from me or any payment to me or to anyone else. Some lyrics written by Tom Lehrer to copyrighted music by others are included herein, but of course such music may not be used without permission of the copyright owners. (The translated songs may be found in their original languages on YouTube.) In other words, all the lyrics herein should be treated as though they were in the public domain. In particular, permission is hereby granted to anyone to set any of these lyrics to their own music and publish or perform their versions without fear of legal action. This permission applies only to the lyrics on this website. Most of the music written by Tom Lehrer will be added gradually later with further disclaimers. 

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the masochism tango music
Topics: lehrer, masochism, shoul
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selling out
Topics: ucsc, lehrer
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the irish ballad music
Topics: sing, neighbors, weighted, hideous, tragic, occasional, brother, tale, authentically, lehrer
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the menu song
Topics: gotta, kinds, ice, telegram, gasoline, song, rita, kind, moreno, parakeet
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i hold your hand in mine
Topics: lehrer, hand, hold, bloodstains, gangsta, shuch
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s equals one half g t squared
Topics: squared, cram, root, overlook, square, dean, mystery, times, lehrer, mass, square root
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the elements music
Topic: lehrer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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i hold your hand in mine music
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poisoning pigeons in the park music
Topic: lehrer
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be prepared music
Topics: pre, lehrer, pared
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baby is it love
Topics: caress, globes, enraptured, prurient, lehrer, strobes, sunsets, hugging
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we will all go together when we go music
Topics: geth, hunks
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wernher von braun music
Topics: lehrer, wernher, braun, von
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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alma music
Topics: jeal, mod, worn, lehrer, gustav, interludes
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whos next
Topics: lehrer, couplet, transistorized
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by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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national brotherhood week
Topics: brotherhood, hate, folks, national, lehrer, ricans, eulogize, yorkers, puerto, national...
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Ice Cream Tango 3p
Topics: austin, eliz, tamie, sara, rallentando, filw, flavor, kvflbbl, lehrer
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by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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all is well
Topics: tout, madame, tres, bien, marquise, cela, quelles, nouvelles, mais, vous, tres bien, marquise tout,...
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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tango de la menegilda
Topics: tomando, por, fue, pobre, punto, aprende, pero, sisar, parne, despues
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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all i need is a job
Topics: replaced, ucsc, styne, lehrer, jule
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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speeds song2
Topics: fasting, weeping, wreathe, puling, metamorphosed, ucsc, ernesto, lehrer, scene, gentlemen
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te amo
Topics: amo, dejame, todo, vida, favor, por, vanish, knew, troubles, greek
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Bom Tempo Sunshine copy.cwk
Topics: vou, vem, lado, ihe, contrario, joana, bom, tempo, lyrics, num
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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hanukkah in santa monica music
Topics: lehrer, hanukkah
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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my home town music
Topic: lehrer
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the vatican rag music
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a christmas carol music
Topics: lehrer, kriss, yuletide, mer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the hunting song music
Topics: lehrer, blithely, egame, fie
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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new math music
Topics: base, eights, ten, refrain, rhythmically, lehrer, tens
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the hunting song
Topics: game, twas, lehrer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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high school hymn music
Topics: eanst, ffi, lelirer, eern, aoc, hfr
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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mlf lullaby
Topics: peace, hail, lullaby, bundeswehr, wehrmacht, sandman, heil, mlf, warlike, lehrer
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whatever became of hubert
Topics: hubert, lehrer, mccarthy, deplores, lbj, chacun, gawk, rumor, loy
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trees
Topics: tree, god, poem, joyce, buzzards, bazoom, rasbach, kilmer, pomes, pome
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without an s
Topics: moreno, youmans, lehrer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the old dope peddler music
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oedipus rex music
Topics: loved, lehrer, gdim, oedipus
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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in old mexico music
Topics: lehrer, mexico
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it makes a fellow proud to be a soldier
Topics: fellow, soldier, rumor, solders, favor, collations, buit, entrenching, boxtops, stabbd
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the love song of the physical anthropologist
Topics: metriocephalic, leptorrhinian, physical, gal, leptosome, dolichocnemic, mesoprosopic, lehrer,...
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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smut music
Topics: vor, els, pornissimo, lehrer, smut
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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we will all go together when we go
Topics: fry, neighbors, lehrer, suffused, deum, hottenhot, adorn
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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when you are old and gray music
Topics: bil, interlude, ened, gdim, gray
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the professors song music
Topic: yon
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the sac song
Topics: sac, lehrer, alert, delbert
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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shakespeare lied
Topics: shakespeare, romeo, speare, elmer, mope, asp, lehrer, othello
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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polaroid photography song
Topics: polaroid, bodies, cosmic, rays, choreography, microscopic, bound, field, color, lehrer, cosmic...
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the masochism tango
Topics: masochism, tango, dance, heart, dismember, aflame, lehrer, masochism tango
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the professors song
Topics: lehrer, legibility, memorized, tells, eminently, sullivan, lectures, ida, tangent, absurd
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unsong
Topics: shirt, clothes, ofl, unstack, unblow, unbuckle, unlace, iwsong, aking, unbutton
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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s n music
Topics: sniff, snore, sneeze, love, lehrer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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s n
Topics: sneeze, sniff, snicker, love, loves, snore, rooster, snitch, lehrer, neighbor
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political action song
Topics: planted, firmly, retitled, lehrer, singleness
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n apostrophe t
Topics: apostrophe, grouchy, lehrer, grouches
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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high school hymn
Topics: lehrer, canst
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the folk song army music
Topics: folk, song, jus, vmfa, cial, lehrer, pov, earnestly, folk song
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pollution music
Topics: garbage, san, lehrer, calypso, breakfast, throw, lunch, drink
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national brotherhood week music
Topics: tion, hate, folks, lehrer, fraternally, irjhwi
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george murphy
Topics: murphy, gahagan, lehrer, foes, pharaohs
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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take me for a walk
Topics: walk, limou, rejuvenates, savor, cozy, swagger, jaunty, color, lehrer, shamble
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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smut
Topics: smut, indecent, terly, licentious, debauchers, quibbled, candor, rereading, fervor, nographic
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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the subway song music
Topics: lehrer, subway, theodore
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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the love song of the physical anthropologist music
Topics: physical, lep, lehrer, chou, song, mas
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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dodging the draft at harvard
Topics: dodging, draft, replaced, harvard, entangling, lehrer, essential
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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bright college days
Topics: college, hearts, gaudeamus, minnegerode, whiffenpoof, lehrer, meade, beer, toast
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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were talkin algebra music
Topics: refrain, matrices, linear, mathematical, equations, rational, quadratics, gaussian, vertices, radii
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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a christmas carol
Topics: lehrer, heartfelt, utensil, sleighbeils, raucous, kriss, christmas, sparing, hunks, yuletide
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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lobachevsky
Topics: nicolai, ivanovich, lobachevsky, friend, lobach, pravda, deserves, alexandrovsk, tomsk, plagiarize,...
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by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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finch and dench
Topics: freddie, finch, debbie, dench, lehrer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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Silent E private2p
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a man on the moon
Topics: man, moon, trim, lehrer, oregon
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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Deep Doodoo 4p
Topics: deep, doo, budg, lehrer, doodoo
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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i got it from agnes music
Topic: chord
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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mlf lullaby music
Topics: lehrer, lullaby, wiegenliedig, mlf
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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hanukkah in santa monica
Topics: hanukkah, santa, monica, lighting, rosh, kippuh, hashonah, lehrer, shevuos, spot