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Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music

I, Tom Lehrer, and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000, hereby grant the following permission:

All the lyrics on this website, whether published or unpublished, copyrighted or uncopyrighted, may be downloaded and used in any manner whatsoever, without requiring any further permission from me or any payment to me or to anyone else. Some lyrics written by Tom Lehrer to copyrighted music by others are included herein, but of course such music may not be used without permission of the copyright owners. (The translated songs may be found in their original languages on YouTube.) In other words, all the lyrics herein should be treated as though they were in the public domain. In particular, permission is hereby granted to anyone to set any of these lyrics to their own music and publish or perform their versions without fear of legal action. This permission applies only to the lyrics on this website. Most of the music written by Tom Lehrer will be added gradually later with further disclaimers. 

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the derivative song
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hanukkah in santa monica
Topics: hanukkah, santa, monica, lighting, rosh, kippuh, hashonah, lehrer, shevuos, spot
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relativity
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shes my girl music
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whos next music
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Deep Doodoo 4p
Topics: deep, doo, budg, lehrer, doodoo
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i got it from agnes music
Topic: chord
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mlf lullaby music
Topics: lehrer, lullaby, wiegenliedig, mlf
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post thanksgiving hymn music
Topics: iks, byes
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the wiener schnitzel waltz music
Topics: sic, drank, ses, wiener, vor, schnitzel, vel, mit, lehrer, schlag
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post thanksgiving hymn
Topics: gathered, hellos, sgiving, lehrer, goodbyes
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the bourgeoisie
Topics: les, devient, pierre, moi, bourgeois, comme, cochons, vieux, avec, voltaire, les bourgeois, les...
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the vatican rag music2
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trees music
Topics: original, lehrer, rasbach, kilmer
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scenery
Topics: song, backstage, heusen, lehrer, androscoggin
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silent e
Topics: silent, turn, add, instantly, turned, glob, lehrer
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o u music
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baby is it love
Topics: caress, globes, enraptured, prurient, lehrer, strobes, sunsets, hugging
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without an s
Topics: moreno, youmans, lehrer
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i got it from agnes
Topics: agnes, marie, gillie, billie, lehrer, blarney, maybr
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l y
Topics: secret, porcupine, lehrer
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no rice
Topics: gotta, lehrer, musical, premedit, whaddaya, dispatching, ucsc, interpolations, happen
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trees
Topics: tree, god, poem, joyce, buzzards, bazoom, rasbach, kilmer, pomes, pome
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The Night I Appeared with italics
Topics: macbeth, appeared, lyrics, acted, fateful, hargreaves, lehrer, threw, night
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be prepared music
Topics: pre, lehrer, pared
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Deep Doodoo PBS
Topics: doodoo, deep, carradine, lehrer, pbs, voodoo
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theres a delta for every epsilon
Topics: epsilon, delta, deltas, epsilons, adjec, lehrer, tives
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wernher von braun
Topics: wernher, von, braun, renown, oder, lehrer, expedience, cripples, apolitical, count, wernher von
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we will all go together when we go music
Topics: geth, hunks
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mlf lullaby
Topics: peace, hail, lullaby, bundeswehr, wehrmacht, sandman, heil, mlf, warlike, lehrer
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the old dope peddler
Topics: dope, peddler, lehrer
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whatever became of hubert music
Topics: lehrer, moderately
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whatever became of hubert
Topics: hubert, lehrer, mccarthy, deplores, lbj, chacun, gawk, rumor, loy
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george murphy
Topics: murphy, gahagan, lehrer, foes, pharaohs
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unsong
Topics: shirt, clothes, ofl, unstack, unblow, unbuckle, unlace, iwsong, aking, unbutton
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political action song
Topics: planted, firmly, retitled, lehrer, singleness
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the subway song music
Topics: lehrer, subway, theodore
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Ice Cream Tango 3p
Topics: austin, eliz, tamie, sara, rallentando, filw, flavor, kvflbbl, lehrer
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all is well
Topics: tout, madame, tres, bien, marquise, cela, quelles, nouvelles, mais, vous, tres bien, marquise tout,...
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te amo
Topics: amo, dejame, todo, vida, favor, por, vanish, knew, troubles, greek
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s equals one half g t squared
Topics: squared, cram, root, overlook, square, dean, mystery, times, lehrer, mass, square root
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s n
Topics: sneeze, sniff, snicker, love, loves, snore, rooster, snitch, lehrer, neighbor
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tango de la menegilda
Topics: tomando, por, fue, pobre, punto, aprende, pero, sisar, parne, despues
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the folk song army music
Topics: folk, song, jus, vmfa, cial, lehrer, pov, earnestly, folk song
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high school hymn
Topics: lehrer, canst
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take me for a walk
Topics: walk, limou, rejuvenates, savor, cozy, swagger, jaunty, color, lehrer, shamble
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national brotherhood week music
Topics: tion, hate, folks, lehrer, fraternally, irjhwi
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s n music
Topics: sniff, snore, sneeze, love, lehrer
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n apostrophe t
Topics: apostrophe, grouchy, lehrer, grouches
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smut
Topics: smut, indecent, terly, licentious, debauchers, quibbled, candor, rereading, fervor, nographic
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speeds song2
Topics: fasting, weeping, wreathe, puling, metamorphosed, ucsc, ernesto, lehrer, scene, gentlemen
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the elements music
Topic: lehrer
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pollution music
Topics: garbage, san, lehrer, calypso, breakfast, throw, lunch, drink
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all i need is a job
Topics: replaced, ucsc, styne, lehrer, jule
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Bom Tempo Sunshine copy.cwk
Topics: vou, vem, lado, ihe, contrario, joana, bom, tempo, lyrics, num
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i hold your hand in mine
Topics: lehrer, hand, hold, bloodstains, gangsta, shuch
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hanukkah in santa monica music
Topics: lehrer, hanukkah
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the wiener schnitzel waltz
Topics: wiener, schnitzel, danced, drank, music, strains, lehrer, wiener schnitzel
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send the marines music
Topic: marines
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were talkin algebra
Topics: refrain, matrices, linear, mathematical, equations, rational, directrices, quadratics, gaussian,...
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shes my girl
Topics: gotta, girl, lehrer, broiled, love, squeezes
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the masochism tango
Topics: masochism, tango, dance, heart, dismember, aflame, lehrer, masochism tango
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thank him for me
Topics: timeless, lehrer
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the george murphy campaign song
Topics: senate, song, salinger, lehrer, foes, fellow
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be prepared
Topics: reefers, lehrer, solicit
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bright college days music
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dont major in physics
Topics: physics, neckl, weds, weill, phenomener, lehrer, couches, hammocks, loved
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i wanna go back to dixie
Topics: wanna, dixie, southland, pellagra, boll, lehrer, nevermore, hock, slaves, grit
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shakespeare lied
Topics: shakespeare, romeo, speare, elmer, mope, asp, lehrer, othello
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polaroid photography song
Topics: polaroid, bodies, cosmic, rays, choreography, microscopic, bound, field, color, lehrer, cosmic...
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the professors song
Topics: lehrer, legibility, memorized, tells, eminently, sullivan, lectures, ida, tangent, absurd
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national brotherhood week
Topics: brotherhood, hate, folks, national, lehrer, ricans, eulogize, yorkers, puerto, national...
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juca
Topics: juca, samba, nunca, delegado, virou, bem, nao, lyrics, maria, seu
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thats mathematics music
Topics: wiles, song, optional, sung, music, tune, boun, lehrer, ces
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so long mom
Topics: contrapuntally, swelter, lehrer, brinkally