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Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music

I, Tom Lehrer, and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000, hereby grant the following permission:

All the lyrics on this website, whether published or unpublished, copyrighted or uncopyrighted, may be downloaded and used in any manner whatsoever, without requiring any further permission from me or any payment to me or to anyone else. Some lyrics written by Tom Lehrer to copyrighted music by others are included herein, but of course such music may not be used without permission of the copyright owners. (The translated songs may be found in their original languages on YouTube.) In other words, all the lyrics herein should be treated as though they were in the public domain. In particular, permission is hereby granted to anyone to set any of these lyrics to their own music and publish or perform their versions without fear of legal action. This permission applies only to the lyrics on this website. Most of the music written by Tom Lehrer will be added gradually later with further disclaimers. 

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The Night I Appeared with italics
Topics: macbeth, appeared, lyrics, acted, fateful, hargreaves, lehrer, threw, night
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speeds song2
Topics: fasting, weeping, wreathe, puling, metamorphosed, ucsc, ernesto, lehrer, scene, gentlemen
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national brotherhood week
Topics: brotherhood, hate, folks, national, lehrer, ricans, eulogize, yorkers, puerto, national...
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Deep Doodoo PBS
Topics: doodoo, deep, carradine, lehrer, pbs, voodoo
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Deep Doodoo 4p
Topics: deep, doo, budg, lehrer, doodoo
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Bom Tempo Sunshine copy.cwk
Topics: vou, vem, lado, ihe, contrario, joana, bom, tempo, lyrics, num
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without an s
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whos next music
Topics: lehrer, tained
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when you are old and gray music
Topics: bil, interlude, ened, gdim, gray
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whatever became of hubert
Topics: hubert, lehrer, mccarthy, deplores, lbj, chacun, gawk, rumor, loy
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whatever became of hubert music
Topics: lehrer, moderately
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we will all go together when we go music
Topics: geth, hunks
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wernher von braun music
Topics: lehrer, wernher, braun, von
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were talkin algebra music
Topics: refrain, matrices, linear, mathematical, equations, rational, quadratics, gaussian, vertices, radii
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trees music
Topics: original, lehrer, rasbach, kilmer
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the wild west is where i wanna be music
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the wiener schnitzel waltz music
Topics: sic, drank, ses, wiener, vor, schnitzel, vel, mit, lehrer, schlag
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the vatican rag music
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the vatican rag music2
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the subway song
Topics: subway, renamed, kendall, boston, cambridge, lehrer, kozy, song, center
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the subway song music
Topics: lehrer, subway, theodore
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the professors song music
Topic: yon
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the old dope peddler music
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the night i appeared as macbeth music
Topics: lyrics, ond, fzm, nate, lehrer, wenl, hargreaves, valse, reer
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the masochism tango music
Topics: lehrer, masochism, shoul
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the love song of the physical anthropologist music
Topics: physical, lep, lehrer, chou, song, mas
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the irish ballad music
Topics: sing, neighbors, weighted, hideous, tragic, occasional, brother, tale, authentically, lehrer
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the hunting song music
Topics: lehrer, blithely, egame, fie
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the folk song army music
Topics: folk, song, jus, vmfa, cial, lehrer, pov, earnestly, folk song
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the elements music
Topic: lehrer
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thats mathematics music
Topics: wiles, song, optional, sung, music, tune, boun, lehrer, ces
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te amo music
Topics: lehrer, fit, amo
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speeds song music
Topics: allegretto, needled, tomlehrer, kriusio
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so long mom music
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s n music
Topics: sniff, snore, sneeze, love, lehrer
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smut music
Topics: vor, els, pornissimo, lehrer, smut
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Silent E private2p
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silent e music
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shes my girl music
Topic: lehrer
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send the marines music
Topic: marines
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selling out music
Topics: lehrer, bali
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post thanksgiving hymn music
Topics: iks, byes
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pollution music
Topics: garbage, san, lehrer, calypso, breakfast, throw, lunch, drink
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poisoning pigeons in the park music
Topic: lehrer
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o u music
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oedipus rex music
Topics: loved, lehrer, gdim, oedipus
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new math music
Topics: base, eights, ten, refrain, rhythmically, lehrer, tens
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national brotherhood week music
Topics: tion, hate, folks, lehrer, fraternally, irjhwi
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n apostrophe t music
Topics: slower, lclircr
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my home town music
Topic: lehrer
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mlf lullaby music
Topics: lehrer, lullaby, wiegenliedig, mlf
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l y music
Topics: qui, ful, tient, care, companyj, hmmbil, lehrer
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i wanna go back to dixie music
Topics: coda, boll, lehrer, dix
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in old mexico music
Topics: lehrer, mexico
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i hold your hand in mine music
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i got it from agnes music
Topic: chord
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ice cream tango
Topics: ice, cream, elizabeth, sara, tango, jamie, flavor, humor, ucsc, lehrer, ice cream
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Ice Cream Tango 3p
Topics: austin, eliz, tamie, sara, rallentando, filw, flavor, kvflbbl, lehrer
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high school hymn
Topics: lehrer, canst
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high school hymn music
Topics: eanst, ffi, lelirer, eern, aoc, hfr
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hey joe
Topics: sole, whaddaya, neapolitan, mio, sta, sung, horne, cchiu, oughta, eloise
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hanukkah in santa monica music
Topics: lehrer, hanukkah
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hail chemistry
Topic: lehrer
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fight fiercely harvard music
Topics: lehrer, loyally
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dy dx
Topics: delta, overstreet, lehrer, call, benton
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bright college days music
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be prepared music
Topics: pre, lehrer, pared
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alma music
Topics: jeal, mod, worn, lehrer, gustav, interludes
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all is well
Topics: tout, madame, tres, bien, marquise, cela, quelles, nouvelles, mais, vous, tres bien, marquise tout,...
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a christmas carol music
Topics: lehrer, kriss, yuletide, mer
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so long mom
Topics: contrapuntally, swelter, lehrer, brinkally
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alma
Topics: gustav, walter, alma, jealous, married, modern, fraulein, embalma, bauhaus, teardrops, modern women
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why not fight
Topics: lehrer, couplet
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whos next
Topics: lehrer, couplet, transistorized
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when you are old and gray
Topics: love, lose, adorability, inconceivability, quintessential, cognizant, imbecility, tomfoolery,...