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Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music

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All the lyrics on this website, whether published or unpublished, copyrighted or uncopyrighted, may be downloaded and used in any manner whatsoever, without requiring any further permission from me or any payment to me or to anyone else. Some lyrics written by Tom Lehrer to copyrighted music by others are included herein, but of course such music may not be used without permission of the copyright owners. (The translated songs may be found in their original languages on YouTube.) In other words, all the lyrics herein should be treated as though they were in the public domain. In particular, permission is hereby granted to anyone to set any of these lyrics to their own music and publish or perform their versions without fear of legal action. This permission applies only to the lyrics on this website. Most of the music written by Tom Lehrer will be added gradually later with further disclaimers. 

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lobachevsky
Topics: nicolai, ivanovich, lobachevsky, friend, lobach, pravda, deserves, alexandrovsk, tomsk, plagiarize,...
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Silent E private2p
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finch and dench
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selling out
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a man on the moon
Topics: man, moon, trim, lehrer, oregon
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i hold your hand in mine music
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dodging the draft at harvard
Topics: dodging, draft, replaced, harvard, entangling, lehrer, essential
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a christmas carol music
Topics: lehrer, kriss, yuletide, mer
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bright college days
Topics: college, hearts, gaudeamus, minnegerode, whiffenpoof, lehrer, meade, beer, toast
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were talkin algebra music
Topics: refrain, matrices, linear, mathematical, equations, rational, quadratics, gaussian, vertices, radii
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the vatican rag music
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the love song of the physical anthropologist music
Topics: physical, lep, lehrer, chou, song, mas
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a christmas carol
Topics: lehrer, heartfelt, utensil, sleighbeils, raucous, kriss, christmas, sparing, hunks, yuletide
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my home town music
Topic: lehrer
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the hunting song music
Topics: lehrer, blithely, egame, fie
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the masochism tango music
Topics: lehrer, masochism, shoul
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Deep Doodoo 4p
Topics: deep, doo, budg, lehrer, doodoo
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i got it from agnes music
Topic: chord
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mlf lullaby music
Topics: lehrer, lullaby, wiegenliedig, mlf
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hanukkah in santa monica
Topics: hanukkah, santa, monica, lighting, rosh, kippuh, hashonah, lehrer, shevuos, spot
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post thanksgiving hymn music
Topics: iks, byes
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relativity
Topics: relativistic, newtonian, ontology, formulating, ramifications, metaphysical, empirical, mechanics,...
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post thanksgiving hymn
Topics: gathered, hellos, sgiving, lehrer, goodbyes
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the derivative song
Topics: overstreet, lehrer, call, benton, lim, derivative, quotient, delta, corresponding, change
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the bourgeoisie
Topics: les, devient, pierre, moi, bourgeois, comme, cochons, vieux, avec, voltaire, les bourgeois, les...
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shes my girl music
Topic: lehrer
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whos next music
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the vatican rag music2
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the wiener schnitzel waltz music
Topics: sic, drank, ses, wiener, vor, schnitzel, vel, mit, lehrer, schlag
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s n music
Topics: sniff, snore, sneeze, love, lehrer
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the folk song army music
Topics: folk, song, jus, vmfa, cial, lehrer, pov, earnestly, folk song
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unsong
Topics: shirt, clothes, ofl, unstack, unblow, unbuckle, unlace, iwsong, aking, unbutton
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all is well
Topics: tout, madame, tres, bien, marquise, cela, quelles, nouvelles, mais, vous, tres bien, marquise tout,...
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high school hymn
Topics: lehrer, canst
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all i need is a job
Topics: replaced, ucsc, styne, lehrer, jule
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s n
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take me for a walk
Topics: walk, limou, rejuvenates, savor, cozy, swagger, jaunty, color, lehrer, shamble
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Ice Cream Tango 3p
Topics: austin, eliz, tamie, sara, rallentando, filw, flavor, kvflbbl, lehrer
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tango de la menegilda
Topics: tomando, por, fue, pobre, punto, aprende, pero, sisar, parne, despues
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Bom Tempo Sunshine copy.cwk
Topics: vou, vem, lado, ihe, contrario, joana, bom, tempo, lyrics, num
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i hold your hand in mine
Topics: lehrer, hand, hold, bloodstains, gangsta, shuch
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hanukkah in santa monica music
Topics: lehrer, hanukkah
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national brotherhood week music
Topics: tion, hate, folks, lehrer, fraternally, irjhwi
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george murphy
Topics: murphy, gahagan, lehrer, foes, pharaohs
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te amo
Topics: amo, dejame, todo, vida, favor, por, vanish, knew, troubles, greek
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s equals one half g t squared
Topics: squared, cram, root, overlook, square, dean, mystery, times, lehrer, mass, square root
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n apostrophe t
Topics: apostrophe, grouchy, lehrer, grouches
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the elements music
Topic: lehrer
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speeds song2
Topics: fasting, weeping, wreathe, puling, metamorphosed, ucsc, ernesto, lehrer, scene, gentlemen
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pollution music
Topics: garbage, san, lehrer, calypso, breakfast, throw, lunch, drink
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smut
Topics: smut, indecent, terly, licentious, debauchers, quibbled, candor, rereading, fervor, nographic
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political action song
Topics: planted, firmly, retitled, lehrer, singleness
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the subway song music
Topics: lehrer, subway, theodore
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l y music
Topics: qui, ful, tient, care, companyj, hmmbil, lehrer
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send the marines music
Topic: marines
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polaroid photography song
Topics: polaroid, bodies, cosmic, rays, choreography, microscopic, bound, field, color, lehrer, cosmic...
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shes my girl
Topics: gotta, girl, lehrer, broiled, love, squeezes
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the george murphy campaign song
Topics: senate, song, salinger, lehrer, foes, fellow
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thats mathematics music
Topics: wiles, song, optional, sung, music, tune, boun, lehrer, ces
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the professors song
Topics: lehrer, legibility, memorized, tells, eminently, sullivan, lectures, ida, tangent, absurd
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the wiener schnitzel waltz
Topics: wiener, schnitzel, danced, drank, music, strains, lehrer, wiener schnitzel
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dont major in physics
Topics: physics, neckl, weds, weill, phenomener, lehrer, couches, hammocks, loved
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national brotherhood week
Topics: brotherhood, hate, folks, national, lehrer, ricans, eulogize, yorkers, puerto, national...
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i wanna go back to dixie
Topics: wanna, dixie, southland, pellagra, boll, lehrer, nevermore, hock, slaves, grit
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so long mom
Topics: contrapuntally, swelter, lehrer, brinkally
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the slide rule song
Topics: slide, answers, hide, lehrer, proctors, write
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were talkin algebra
Topics: refrain, matrices, linear, mathematical, equations, rational, directrices, quadratics, gaussian,...
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the mumble song
Topics: skip, hinnant, lehrer, incoherent
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the masochism tango
Topics: masochism, tango, dance, heart, dismember, aflame, lehrer, masochism tango
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the wild west is where i want to be
Topics: wanna, wild, leave, west, sagebrush, yuccas, lehrer, wild west
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be prepared
Topics: reefers, lehrer, solicit
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bright college days music
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shakespeare lied
Topics: shakespeare, romeo, speare, elmer, mope, asp, lehrer, othello
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juca
Topics: juca, samba, nunca, delegado, virou, bem, nao, lyrics, maria, seu
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thank him for me
Topics: timeless, lehrer