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Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music

I, Tom Lehrer, and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000, hereby grant the following permission:

All the lyrics on this website, whether published or unpublished, copyrighted or uncopyrighted, may be downloaded and used in any manner whatsoever, without requiring any further permission from me or any payment to me or to anyone else. Some lyrics written by Tom Lehrer to copyrighted music by others are included herein, but of course such music may not be used without permission of the copyright owners. (The translated songs may be found in their original languages on YouTube.) In other words, all the lyrics herein should be treated as though they were in the public domain. In particular, permission is hereby granted to anyone to set any of these lyrics to their own music and publish or perform their versions without fear of legal action. This permission applies only to the lyrics on this website. Most of the music written by Tom Lehrer will be added gradually later with further disclaimers. 

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the masochism tango music
Topics: lehrer, masochism, shoul
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poisoning pigeons in the park music
Topic: lehrer
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the slide rule song
Topics: slide, answers, hide, lehrer, proctors, write
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the folk song army
Topics: folk, song, coupla, strum, lehrer, gotta, folk song
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selling out music
Topics: lehrer, bali
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we will all go together when we go music
Topics: geth, hunks
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without an s
Topics: moreno, youmans, lehrer
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the love song of the physical anthropologist
Topics: metriocephalic, leptorrhinian, physical, gal, leptosome, dolichocnemic, mesoprosopic, lehrer,...
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send the marines
Topics: send, replaced, randolph, dubya, tomfoolery, lehrer, huma, montezuma, oxymoron
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speeds song2
Topics: fasting, weeping, wreathe, puling, metamorphosed, ucsc, ernesto, lehrer, scene, gentlemen
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dodging the draft at harvard
Topics: dodging, draft, replaced, harvard, entangling, lehrer, essential
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selling out
Topics: ucsc, lehrer
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bright college days
Topics: college, hearts, gaudeamus, minnegerode, whiffenpoof, lehrer, meade, beer, toast
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the love song of the physical anthropologist music
Topics: physical, lep, lehrer, chou, song, mas
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relativity
Topics: relativistic, newtonian, ontology, formulating, ramifications, metaphysical, empirical, mechanics,...
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mlf lullaby music
Topics: lehrer, lullaby, wiegenliedig, mlf
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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the vatican rag
Topics: vatican, rosaries, fiddle, bow, knees, pontiff, sorta, eleison, kyrie, lehrer
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by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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hail chemistry
Topic: lehrer
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silent e
Topics: silent, turn, add, instantly, turned, glob, lehrer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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whatever became of hubert
Topics: hubert, lehrer, mccarthy, deplores, lbj, chacun, gawk, rumor, loy
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The Night I Appeared with italics
Topics: macbeth, appeared, lyrics, acted, fateful, hargreaves, lehrer, threw, night
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by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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mlf lullaby
Topics: peace, hail, lullaby, bundeswehr, wehrmacht, sandman, heil, mlf, warlike, lehrer
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by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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theres a delta for every epsilon
Topics: epsilon, delta, deltas, epsilons, adjec, lehrer, tives
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the old dope peddler
Topics: dope, peddler, lehrer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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a liter and a gram
Topics: liter, wanna, poundal, gram, dyne, joule, love, newton, meter, crazy
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hes not the one
Topics: ostrich, bet, gabardine, narc, lehrer, ido
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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thats mathematics
Topics: wiles, optional, song, sung, music, harmonize, fermat, lehrer, tune
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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smut music
Topics: vor, els, pornissimo, lehrer, smut
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the night i appeared as macbeth music
Topics: lyrics, ond, fzm, nate, lehrer, wenl, hargreaves, valse, reer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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poisoning pigeons in the park
Topics: pigeons, poisoning, spring, poison, pigeon, impiety, lehrer, audubon, poisoning pigeons
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by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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the irish ballad music
Topics: sing, neighbors, weighted, hideous, tragic, occasional, brother, tale, authentically, lehrer
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dy dx
Topics: delta, overstreet, lehrer, call, benton
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the sac song
Topics: sac, lehrer, alert, delbert
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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when you are old and gray music
Topics: bil, interlude, ened, gdim, gray
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the mumble song
Topics: skip, hinnant, lehrer, incoherent
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the masochism tango
Topics: masochism, tango, dance, heart, dismember, aflame, lehrer, masochism tango
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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take me for a walk
Topics: walk, limou, rejuvenates, savor, cozy, swagger, jaunty, color, lehrer, shamble
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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high school hymn
Topics: lehrer, canst
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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political action song
Topics: planted, firmly, retitled, lehrer, singleness
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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Bom Tempo Sunshine copy.cwk
Topics: vou, vem, lado, ihe, contrario, joana, bom, tempo, lyrics, num
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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all is well
Topics: tout, madame, tres, bien, marquise, cela, quelles, nouvelles, mais, vous, tres bien, marquise tout,...
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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i hold your hand in mine
Topics: lehrer, hand, hold, bloodstains, gangsta, shuch
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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s n music
Topics: sniff, snore, sneeze, love, lehrer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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te amo
Topics: amo, dejame, todo, vida, favor, por, vanish, knew, troubles, greek
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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s n
Topics: sneeze, sniff, snicker, love, loves, snore, rooster, snitch, lehrer, neighbor
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hanukkah in santa monica music
Topics: lehrer, hanukkah
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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Ice Cream Tango 3p
Topics: austin, eliz, tamie, sara, rallentando, filw, flavor, kvflbbl, lehrer
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george murphy
Topics: murphy, gahagan, lehrer, foes, pharaohs
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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national brotherhood week music
Topics: tion, hate, folks, lehrer, fraternally, irjhwi
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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tango de la menegilda
Topics: tomando, por, fue, pobre, punto, aprende, pero, sisar, parne, despues
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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the folk song army music
Topics: folk, song, jus, vmfa, cial, lehrer, pov, earnestly, folk song
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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n apostrophe t
Topics: apostrophe, grouchy, lehrer, grouches
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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smut
Topics: smut, indecent, terly, licentious, debauchers, quibbled, candor, rereading, fervor, nographic
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the subway song music
Topics: lehrer, subway, theodore
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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pollution music
Topics: garbage, san, lehrer, calypso, breakfast, throw, lunch, drink
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all i need is a job
Topics: replaced, ucsc, styne, lehrer, jule
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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s equals one half g t squared
Topics: squared, cram, root, overlook, square, dean, mystery, times, lehrer, mass, square root
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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unsong
Topics: shirt, clothes, ofl, unstack, unblow, unbuckle, unlace, iwsong, aking, unbutton
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by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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the elements music
Topic: lehrer
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a christmas carol music
Topics: lehrer, kriss, yuletide, mer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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a man on the moon
Topics: man, moon, trim, lehrer, oregon
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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lobachevsky
Topics: nicolai, ivanovich, lobachevsky, friend, lobach, pravda, deserves, alexandrovsk, tomsk, plagiarize,...
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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the hunting song music
Topics: lehrer, blithely, egame, fie
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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i hold your hand in mine music
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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my home town music
Topic: lehrer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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a christmas carol
Topics: lehrer, heartfelt, utensil, sleighbeils, raucous, kriss, christmas, sparing, hunks, yuletide
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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were talkin algebra music
Topics: refrain, matrices, linear, mathematical, equations, rational, quadratics, gaussian, vertices, radii
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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Silent E private2p
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finch and dench
Topics: freddie, finch, debbie, dench, lehrer
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the vatican rag music
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hanukkah in santa monica
Topics: hanukkah, santa, monica, lighting, rosh, kippuh, hashonah, lehrer, shevuos, spot
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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the vatican rag music2
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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i got it from agnes music
Topic: chord
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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the wiener schnitzel waltz music
Topics: sic, drank, ses, wiener, vor, schnitzel, vel, mit, lehrer, schlag
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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Deep Doodoo 4p
Topics: deep, doo, budg, lehrer, doodoo