Series 1

CLISSOLD SAGA - Part One, The Millionaire

Broadcast: 7th March 1965
Recorded: 18th February 1965
Previous issue: 9:1Tonight's programmes
The story so far - The Descending Ceiling (Edgar Allan Poe)
The Coming Series - Outspoken Political Comments
How does a show like this come into being?
The Backroom Boys of the BBC - The Programme Planners
Trends - Fashion - Travel - What's new in art?
The musicals of Lemule Garth - Sketches by Boz and the Old Testament
The Fraser Hayes Four - You've Gotta Stay With The Happy People
The Clissold Saga - Part one - Her First husband, The Millionaire
Last weeks quiz answers
The new competition - Complete a Limerick

THE CLISSOLD SAGA - Part Two, The Aviator

Broadcast: 14th March 1965
Recorded: 5th March 1965
Previous issue: 9:2Later tonight
The story so far - Opium den
Last weeks quiz answers
The Birthday of Isembard Kingdom Fortinbrass - The Father of the Doorknob
Satirical comment
The backroom boys of the BBC - The BBC audience at the recording of RTH
Trends - Fashion - Literature, Private Ear, Nose and Throat 
The Fraser Hayes Four - What Good's A Girl Without A Guy
The Clissold Saga - Part two - Her second husband, The Aviator Limerick competition

THE CLISSOLD SAGA - Part Three, The Pantomime Horse

Broadcast: 21st March 1965
Recorded: 8th March 1965
Previous Issue: 9:3Tonight's radio and TV programmes
The story so far - Sea Monster
Last weeks quiz answers
What does Kenneth Horne look like?
Outspoken comments with dates and places
Kenneth Williams commits suicide
The backroom boys of the BBC - The sound effects men
Trends - Fashion - The home, heating, unwanted guests and decor
The Fraser Hayes Four - Alexander's Ragtime Band
The Clissold Saga - Part three - The Pantomime Horse
Limerick competition
This weeks appeal

THE CLISSOLD SAGA - Part Four, the Archaeologist

Broadcast: 28th March 1965
Recorded: 18th March 1965
Previous Issue: 9:4
Script: Round The Horne, Woburn Press/FuturaTonight's programmes
The story so far - In The Sewers
Last weeks quiz answers
Forgotten Men of British Science: Robert Capability Lackwind, inventor of Toad in the Hole
The Backroom Boys of the BBC - The Censors
Trends - Fashion - The Home, Rentachap
The Fraser Hayes Four - Sailing On The Robert E. Lee
The Clissold Saga - Part four - Another husband, The Archaeologist
Limerick competition

THE CLISSOLD SAGA - Part Five, The Early Films

Broadcast: 4th April 1965
Recorded: 25th March 1965?
Previous Issue: None
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, EquationTonight's programmes
The story so far - Lovers
Richard Serendipity Mountbasket - The Father of the Christmas Pudding
The Backroom Boys of the BBC - The Personnel Department
The Clissold Saga - Part five - Her Early Films
The Fraser Hayes Four - Day In, Day Out
Trends - Fashion - Medicine, the complaints of the trendy people
Butch, The Boutique
Limerick competition

THE CASE OF THE TAPDANCING MONK

Broadcast: 11th April 1965
Recorded: 1st April 1965
Previous Issue: 4:1Tomorrow's programmes
The story so far - The Letter
Last weeks quiz answers
Centenary of the Birth of the Crumpet
The Backroom Boys of the BBC - The Complaints Department
Inspector Horne's casebook - The Case of the Tap-dancing Monk
The Fraser Hayes Four - It Happened In Sun Valley
Trends - Fashion - Marriage
Julian and Sandy
Limerick competition

EDWIN BRADEN IS MISSING

Broadcast: 18th April 1965
Recorded: 8th April 1965
Previous Issue: 4:2
Holding: T81153Tonight's programmes
The story so far - Who Was The Murderer?
Last weeks quiz answers
The Bird Man of Potters Bar
The Backroom Boys of the BBC - The Audience Research Department
Trends - Fashion - Travel - Entertainment, pirate TV from the SS Himmler
The Fraser Hayes Four - A Spoonful Of Sugar
Horne's Law - Edwin Braden is missing
Limerick competition

WHO KILLED THE AMAZING PROUDBASKET

Broadcast: 24th April 1965 (25th April 1965?)
Recorded: 15th April 1965
Previous Issue:
Holding: T81154Tonight's programmes
The story so far -The Will
Last weeks quiz answers
The Backroom Boys of the BBC - The Talent Spotters
Horne's Law - Who Killed The Amazing Proudbasket?
The Fraser Hayes Four - I Found You Just In Time
Trends - Fashion - Theatre, an extract from Private Fever - Travel - Pot-holing
Bona Tours Ltd.
Limerick competition

THE SPY WHO CAME IN WITH A COLD

Broadcast: 2nd May 1965
Recorded: 22nd April 1965
Previous Issue: 5:1
Holding: T81155Tonight's programmes
The story so far - The Bathhouse of the August Moon
Last weeks quiz answers
Friar Wackerbiscuit Day
Minority group - The Shuddering Brethren
Kenneth Horne, Counter Agent - The Spy Who Came In With A Cold
The Fraser Hayes Four - Stairway To The Sea
Trends - Fashion - Cinema - Television - Tips for tourists in London
Bona Bouffant
Limerick competition

FAMOUS PEOPLE ARE TURNING INTO ANIMALS

Broadcast: 9th May 1965
Recorded: 29th April 1965?
Previous Issue: NoneThis week's radio and television
The story so far - Tramp Steamer
Last weeks quiz answers
Minority Group - King Gruntfuttock of Peasemoldia
Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - Famous People Are Turning Into Animals
Fraser Hayes Four - I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter
Trends - Fashion
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Old Hebridean Goat Whirdling Song & Norfold Shree Pickling Song 
In the home 
Fabe 'Omes
Limerick competition

FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE

Broadcast: 16th May 1965
Recorded: 6th May 1965
Previous Issue: 4:3
Holding: T81156This weeks radio and television programmes
The story so far - Ivy covered cottage
Last weeks quiz answers
Minority Group - King Gruntfuttock, Again
Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - From Russia, With Love
Fraser Hayes Four - You Belong To Me
Trends - Theatre, extract from Blithe Laughter
Rambling Syd Rumpo - The Old Gypsy Clothes Peg Peddler Lament
Modern living
Bona Homes, Estate Agents
Limerick competition

THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN THUNDERBALL

Broadcast: 23rd May 1965
Recorded: 13th May 1965?
Previous Issue: None (Home Broadcast)This weeks radio and television programmes
The story so far - The Guillotine
Last weeks quiz answers
King Gruntfuttock, yet again
Kenneth Horne - The Man With The Golden Thunderball
The Fraser Hayes Four - Camptown Races
Trends - Health, the new relaxation method - Music
Rambling Syd Rumpo - Sea Shanty
Bona Homes and Fabe Gardens
Limerick competition

THE EIFFEL TOWER IS STOLEN

Broadcast: 30th May 1965
Recorded: 20th May 1965
Previous Issue: 4:4
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation
Holding: T29271The story so far - The Eye of the Little Yellow Idol
Last weeks quiz answers
Ex-King Gruntfuttock
Kenneth Horne, Special Agent - The Eiffel Tower Is Stolen
The Fraser Hayes Four - Lover Come Back To Me
Trends - Theatre, extract from Present Encounter 
Rambling Syd Rumpo - Cornish Lummock Woggling Song
Bona Pets
Limerick competition

PIRATE RADIO

Broadcast: 6th June 1965
Recorded: 27th May 1965
Previous Issue: 5:2
Holding: T81157This weeks programmes on BBC1
The story so far - Stalag 15
Last weeks quiz answers
Fidel Gruntfuttock
Kenneth Horne, Special Agent - Pirate Radio
The Fraser Hayes Four - It's A Lovely Day Today
Trends - The cinema, extract from the Glass Intermezzo
Rambling Syd Rumpo - Another Sea Shanty
Studio Bona
Limerick competition

THE ROCKET SITE IN HAITI

Broadcast: 13th June 1965
Recorded: 3rd June 1965
Previous Issue: 5:3
Holding: T81159This week's programmes
The story so far - Rasputin
Last weeks quiz answers
Kenneth Horne, Special Agent - The Rocket Site In Haiti
The Fraser Hayes Four - Nice Work If You Can Get It
Trends - Society - The Theatre, extract from Bitter Laughter
Rambling Syd Rumpo - Grummit Tinkers Song
Bona Seats
Limerick competition

TRAFFIC WARDENS IN OUTER SPACE

Broadcast: 20th June 1965
Recorded: 10th June 1965
Previous Issue: 5:4
Script: Complete and Utter History of Round The Horne
Holding:T81158This weeks programmes on BBC radio
The story so far - Lumber Camp
Last weeks quiz answers
J Peasemond Gruntfuttock alias Count Rory O'Thighblast
Kenneth Horne, Special Agent - Traffic Wardens In Outer Space
The Fraser Hayes Four - This Can't Be Love
Trends - Pop music
Rambling Syd Rumpo - Soldier, Soldier
The Cinema, extract from Forbidden Encounter
Bona Productions
Patriotic song
A short thank you speech

Series 2

BIG BEN IS MISSING

Broadcast: 13th March 1966
Recorded:
Script: Round The Horne, Woburn Press/FuturaThe Clithero Kid and the Monkey Glands
The story so far - Battle with the Japanese
Last weeks quiz answers
Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - Big Ben is Stolen
The Fraser Hayes Four - It's Plastic
Trends - Art - Fashion - What Are The Trendy People Doing?
Rambling Syd Rumpo, A Hoary Old Folk Song
The Seamus Android Show with Gladys Runt and Paddy Handbell
Bona Drag
A Police Message

BIG BEN IS STILL MISSING

Broadcast: 20th March 1966
Recorded:
Script: The Complete and Utter History of Round The HorneHave A Go
The Story So Far - The Headmasters Study
Last weeks quiz answers
Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - Big Ben is Still Missing
The Fraser Hayes Four - This Could Be The Start Of Something Big
Trends - Comments on Ron Moody
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Gander Boggling Song
The Seamus Android Show with Gladys Runt and the Earl of Bedlam
Bona Books
This Week’s Appeal

THE ESCAPED WAR CRIMINAL

Broadcast: 27th March 1966
Recorded:
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, EquationDixon of Dock Green
The Story So Far - Red Indians
Last Weeks Quiz Answers
Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - The Escaped War Criminal
The Fraser Hayes Four - I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter
Trends - Listeners Queries
Bona Tattoos
The Seamus Android Show with J Peasemold Gruntfuttock, Zsa Zsa Poltergeist, Rabid Daily and Daryl F Cliffhanger IV
What Is It?

THE WORLD CUP IS STOLEN

Broadcast: 3rd April 1966
Recorded:
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, EquationTwo Listeners Talking About The Show
The Story So Far – Western
Last Week’s Quiz Answers
Dobbiroids (The Magic Horse Rejuvinator) Advert
Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - The World Cup is Stolen
The Fraser Hayes Four - Hear That Band
Dobbiroids Advert
Trends - The Teenage Scene - Listeners Queries
The Seamus Android Sshow with a call from Frank Sinatra, Zsa Zsa Poltergeist, Daryl F Cliffhanger IV and Lena Horne
Shipping Message

THE NUCLEAR BANANA

Broadcast: 10th April 1966
Recorded:Last weeks quiz answers
Dobbiroids Advert
Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - The Nuclear Banana
The Fraser Hayes Four - The Mood I'm In
Trends - Astrology with Maurice Woodrot
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Song of the Orang-utan
The Seamus Android Show with Michael Bain, Zsa Zsa Poltergeist and Daryl F Cliffhanger IV
Hangover Question
Dobbiroids Advert

THE JOKE THIEF

Broadcast: 17th April 1966
Recorded:Dobbiroids Advert
The Story So Far - Fairy Story
Last weeks quiz answers
Kenneth Horne, Master Spy - The Joke Thief
The Fraser Hayes Four - Pass Me By
Douglas Smith Sings
Trends - showbiz - Astrology with Maurice Woodrot
Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Ballad of the Royal Scottish Pretender or the Postlewaite Lament
The Seamus Android show with Barbara Cartload and Michael Bain
What is it? A repeat of the question

DR MCKINLAYS SCRAPBOOK

Broadcast: 24th April 1966
Recorded:Dobbiroids Theatre of the Air presents a special edition of Round The Horne – 
Dr McKinlays Scrapbook
Warning of the Children
Toast Maker
Summock Bray Village Green
Song, Welcome to Slummock Bray
The Surgery as Blair House
Song, Be a Doc
Back to the Surgery
Song, He Needs Me There
Song, Hello Noddy
Song, They Tell Us We're Too Old
Ballet Sequence
The Slummock Bray Cottage Hospital and Post Office
Song, A Typically Private Patient
Dr Macaroons Dream
Song, Dr Freud
Song, Everything's Coming Up Neurosis
The Surgery Again
Song, Why Can't McKinlay Be More Like A Bird
Song, I Need Her
Finale - The BMA Square Dance

THE GIANT MOUSE

Broadcast: 1st May 1966
Recorded:
Script: Round The Horne, Woburn Press/FuturaNew Products from Dobbiroids
The story so far – Mystery
Last weeks quiz answers
Kenneth Horne Theatre of Suspense - The Giant Mouse
The Fraser Hayes four - Looking At The World Through Rose Coloured Glasses
The End of the Pier Show at Bogmouth-On-Sylt, auditions –
The Amazing Gruntfuttock, Escapologist Extraordinaire
Panto Dame
The Great Omipaloni, Illusionist
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Irish Bog Wanderers Song
Sunny Molestrangler VAF
Julian and Sandy telepathy act
Suggestions and complaints

THE CURSE OF THE BLACKSTUMPS

Broadcast: 8th May 1966
Recorded:
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, EquationNine out of ten prefer
Tonight’s Guest Stars
Last weeks quiz answers
Kenneth Horne Theatre of Mystery and Imagination - The Curse of the Blackstumps
The Fraser Hayes Four - On a Wonderful Day Like Today
The Balls Pond Road Festival of the Arts - J Peasmold Gruntfuttock describes the events
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Fly Little Bird
The Ballet Bona
Kenneth Horne sings a couple of numbers

THE PORTRAIT OF FLORIAN THRUST

Broadcast: 15th May 1966
Recorded:
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, EquationToast master
The Story So Far - Talbot Spong
Last weeks quiz answers
Kenneth Horne Theatre of Suspense - The Portrait of Florian Thrust
The Fraser Hayes Four - Home Cooking
Trends – Fashion
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Hebridean Mouth Music
Theatre, Extract from the Hasty Nose
Bona Promotions
Did you know?

THE GAYLORDS

Broadcast: 22nd May 1966
Recorded:Toast master
Last weeks quiz answers
Kenneth Horne Theatre of Suspense - The Gaylords
The Fraser Hayes Four - I Must Know Trends
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Cornish Scrupy Dance
Excerpt from a war film
Bona Beat songs Ltd
Riddle Me Ree

DR FU MAN CHOU EN GINSBERG

Broadcast: 29th May 1966: 
Recorded:
Script: Round The Horne, Woburn Press/FuturaToast Master
Last weeks quiz answers
Douglas Smith vs. Batman
Kenneth Horne Theatre of Suspense - Dr Fu Man Chou En Ginsberg
The Fraser Hayes Four – Together
Trends
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Sussex Courting Song
Excerpt from a war film
Bona Relations

MOBY DUCK

Broadcast: 5th June 1966
Recorded:
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation
Previous Issue: 1:3, LPToast master
Last weeks quiz answers
Kenneth Horne Theatre of Suspense - Moby Duck
The Fraser Hayes four – Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Trends
Excerpt from war film
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Runcorn Splod Cobbling Song
Bona Performers
What Is It? - The answer at last

Series 3

THE PLASTIC MAX

Broadcast: 12th February 1967
Recorded: 6th February 1967
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation (listed as ep 4, 5th March '67)
Previous Issue: 6:1Torture
Last Weeks Quiz Answers
Armpit Theatre - The Plastic Max
The Fraser Hayes Four - More
Colour supplement - Seamus Android at Pinewood
What's on in London with Brad Smallpiece
The Horse - It's Place in English Life - Horse market - Blacksmith - Son of Flicker
Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Somerset Nog
Excerpt from a Romantic Horse Riding Story
Jules and Sand

THE THREE MUSKETEERS - Part one

Broadcast: 19th February 1967
Recorded: 
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, Equation (listed as ep 1, 15th February '67)
Previous Issue: 3:1Toast Master
Last weeks quiz answers
Armpit theatre - The Three Musketeers
The Fraser Hayes Four - On a slow boat to China
Colour supplement - Swinging London with Brad Smallpiece
Mad Judge At The Old Bailey
Copper On Point Duty
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Song of the Australian Outlaw
Excerpt from Brief Ecstasy
Bona Law
Mystery Noise

THE THREE MUSKETEERS - Part two

Broadcast: 26th February 1967
Recorded: 23rd January 1967
Previous Issue: 6:2Toast Master
Last weeks quiz answers
Armpit theatre - The Three Musketeers
Fraser Hayes Four - It's Only A Paper Moon
Colour supplement - What's on in London with Brad Smallpiece
Fashion, New Police Uniforms
The Sea - The Seafaring Englishman - Smuggling
Excerpt from In Which We Serve
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Yet Another Sea Shanty
Bona Cruise
Riddle Me Ree

LIPHARVEST OF THE RIVER

Broadcast: 5th March 1967
Recorded: 30th January 1967
Previous Issue: 2:1Toast Master
Last Weeks Quiz Answers
Armpit Theatre - Lipharvest of the River
The Fraser Hayes Four - Serenata
Colour supplement - Showbiz
Seamus Android at London Airport 
The Englishman and Art - The New Constable
Excerpt from Moon and Sixpence (reduced to fourpence for this week only)
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Toddle Gropers Dance
Bona Antiques

HOW THE BULLET PROOF VEST WAS WON aka LITTLE CEASAR

Broadcast 12th March 1967
Recorded: 13th February 1967
Previous Issue: 3:2Franz Kaftka Bandshow
Double Entendre
Armpit theatre - How The Bullet Proof Vest Was Won
The Fraser Hayes Four - She Loves Me
Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh 
The Englishman in Love - Lady Chatterly's Lover Street Interviews
The Sunday Blast - Charles and Fiona
Rambling Syd Rumpo, A Lummockshire Air
Bona Soulmates

TRILBY

Broadcast: 19th March 1967
Recorded: 20th February 1967
Previous Issue: 3:3
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, EquationWrestling
Horse Deodorant Advert
Armpit Theatre - Trilby
The Fraser Hayes Four - It's A Good Day
Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android
What's on in London with Brad Smallpiece
The British Press - Football Style Society Page
Newspaper Sellers
Rambling Syd Rumpo, The ballad of the Wogglers Moulie
The Daily Polari

THE ADMIRABLE LOOMBUCKET - The Sea Cruise

Broadcast: 26th March 1967
Recorded: 27th February 1967
Previous Issue: 2:3
Script: Round The Horne, Woburn Press/FuturaAntique show
An apology to the Rev. Goosecreature
Armpit theatre - The Admirable Loombucket
The Fraser Hayes Four - Matchmaker
Colour supplement - Daphne Whitethigh 
Seamus Android - An Englishman's home - Noisy neighbours
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Song Of The Hobo
Charles and Fiona in a Phone Box
Bona Caterers
Police message

THE ADMIRABLE LOOMBUCKET - The Lost Island Of Gonga

Broadcast 2nd April 1967
Recorded: 6th March 1967
Previous Issue: 2:4Any Questions - Mini Skirts
Public Service Announcements
Carrion Pictures
Armpit Theatre - The Admirable Loombucket
The Fraser Hayes Four - Look Me Over
Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android - Astrology by Madam Osiris Gnomeclencher
The English and medicine - J Peasemold Gruntfuttock takes advantage of the NHS
Drug testing
Excerpt from the Wayward Streptococcus
Bona Nature clinic
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Highland Lament
Late News Item

THE GRUNTFUTTOCK SAGA

Broadcast: 9th April 1967
Recorded: 13th March 1967
Previous Issue: 6:3Gruntfuttock As A Baby
School Days
His Son On His Political Life
Dame Bella Goatcabin - His Wife
The Fraser Hayes Four recreate WWI
Gruntfuttock of Arabia
Captured by the Turks
WWII
Charles and Fiona
Rear Admiral Monty Figgis on Gruntfuttock's Political Career
Bona Press
Gruntfuttock 'tis of Thee

GASLIGHT SON OF FLICKER

Broadcast: 16th April 1967
Recorded: 20th March 1967
Previous Issue: 1:4, and LP
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, EquationComplaints About Last Weeks Show
Festival of the City of London
Armpit Theatre - Gaslight, Son Of Flicker
The Fraser Hayes Four - Goodbye Charlie
Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh
Seamus Android at London Airport
Cinema - Excerpt from Naval Wartime Film
Bona Prods
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Song of the Bogle Clencher
Police Message

THE PHANTOM OF BOGMOUTH HIP

Broadcast: 23rd April 1967
Recorded: 10th April 1967
Previous Issue: 2:2
Script: Round The Horne, Woburn Press/FuturaDo anything rather than listen to RTH
Festoon A Gnome In Bacon Rind Day Events
Armpit Theatre - The Phantom of Bogmouth Hip
The Fraser Haye Four - On The Other Side Of The Tracks
Colour Supplement - Woman's Page, Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android
The Englishman and Money - Leg Insurance
Charles and Fiona on Gambling
Bona Tax Consultants
Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Old Cordwanglers Song
Police Message

A MAN IS TWO FOOT TALL

Broadcast: 30th April 1967
Recorded: 17th April 1967
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, EquationDetails of Forthcoming Programmes
The Most Boring Personality Of The Year Award
Armpit Theatre - A Man Is Two Foot Tall
The Fraser Hayes Four - I Believe In You
Colour Supplement - Listeners Queries - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android - Madam Osiris Gnomeclencher
The Englishman and Travel
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Boglers Lass in The Balls Pond Road
Bona Bijou Tourettes
Complaints

YOUNG HORNE WITH A MAN

Broadcast: 7th May 1967
Recorded: 24th April 1967
Previous Issue: 6:4Unzip A Hyena For Peace Week Events
Armpit Theatre - Young Horne With A Man
The Fraser Hayes Four - Brotherhood Of Man
Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android - The Occult - Madam Osiris Gnomeclencher
The Occult In Fiction - Excerpt From A Supernatural Film
Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Black Grunger of Hounslow
Bona Sceances

THE MALTESE BRASS MONKEY

Broadcast: 14th May 1967
Recorded: 1st May 1967
Previous Issue: 7:1
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, EquationIt's Coming
Smear A Traffic Warden In Bloater Paste For Asia Day
Armpit theatre - The Maltese Brass Monkey
The Fraser Hayes Four - Soon It's Gonna Rain
Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh On Fashion - Seamus Android
The English and Animals - Excerpt from Where No Hippoes Fly
Rambling Syd Rumpo, De Ye Ken Jim Pubes
Bona Hunt

THE BIG TOP

Broadcast: 21st May 1967
Recorded: 8th May 1967
Previous Issue: 7:2Trailer For The Nude Cyclist Of Polperro
Smear A Goose With Camembert For International Motherhood Week
Armpit Theatre - The Big Top
The Fraser Hayes Four - My Resistance Is Low
Colour Supplement - Seamus Android
Food and Drink - Eating Habits Of The Average Englishman - Eating Out, French Dishes
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Pewter Wogglers Bangling Song
La Casserole de Bona Gourmet
An Apology For Kenneth Williams

THE MUFFPLASTER SAGA - Part one, The Discovery Of America

Broadcast: 28th May 1967
Recorded: 15th May 1967
Previous Issue: 7:3Trailer For The Hawkeye, Last Of The Peeping Toms
British Legion Bar-B-Q A Bishop For Lent Day
Armpit Theatre - The Muffplaster Saga - The Discovery Of America
The Fraser Hayes Four - Gotta Travel On
Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android
Interesting Facts About London - Charles and Fiona
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Sweet Lass Of Hackney Wick
Guided Tripettes

THE MUFFPLASTER SAGA -Part two, The Boxer

Broadcast: 4th June 1967
Recorded: 22nd May 1967
Previous Issue: 7:4 
Script: The Complete and Utter History of Round The HornePaste An Archdeacon In Syrup Of Figs For Fun And Profit Week
The Muffplaster Saga - The boxer
The Fraser Hayes Four - Michael Row The Boat Ashore
Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android
The English Seaside - Charles and Fiona On Honeymoon
J Peasemold Gruntfuttock
Rambling Syd Rumpo, What Shall We Do With The Drunken Nurker
Bona Guest House

THE MUFFPLASTER SAGA - Part three, The Bullfighter

Broadcast: 11th June 1967
Recorded: 5th June 1967Try To Slip The Double Entendre Past The Producer Day
The Muffplaster Saga - The Bullfighter
The Fraser Hayes Four - When I'm Not Near The Girl I love
Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh
Seamus Android - Commercial TV
Charles and Fiona
Bona TV

THE PALONE RANGER

Broadcast 18th June 1967
Recorded: 12th June 1967
Previous Issue: 3:4Frankenstein's Laboratory
Commonwealth Sennapod Day Events
The Palone Ranger
The Fraser Hayes Four - Zing Zing Ay
Colour Supplement - Fashion News - Seamus Android
The BBC - J Peasemold Gruntfuttock The Scriptwriter
Charles and Fiona In The Sound Effects Department
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Green Goes My Bogling Fork?
BBC Wardrobe deptartment

THE HEAD OF THE BBC WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD

Broadcast: 25th June 1967
Recorded: 19th June 1967
Script: Round The Horne, Woburn Press/FuturaThe Sources of Material
The Head Of The BBC Who Came In From The Cold
The Fraser Hayes Four - Gonna Build A Mountain
Colour Supplement - Daphne Whitethigh - Seamus Android
The Englishman and His Body - Body Snatchers
Gruntfuttock Goes Body Building
Charles and Fiona
Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Girl I Left Behind Me
Body Bona
The Cast Say Goodbye

Series 4

DR DOOSWEET BA

Broadcast: 25th February 1968
Recorded:
Previous Issue: 11:1Master of Ceremonies
Apology To The Bishop of Woolwich
Results of Last Weeks Picture Competition
Movie Go Wrong - Dr Doosweet BA
Rambling Syd Rumpo, On The Bonny Bonny Nerds of Pen Nevis
Radio Balls Pond Road
Daphne Whitethigh
Far From The Madding Julie Christie
The Lazy Bona Ranch

THOROUGHLY MODERN WILLY

Broadcast: 3rd March 1968 
Recorded:
Previous Issue: 11:2Not One More Step
Apology To The Minister of Transport
Review Of The Days Programmes
Movie Go Wrong - Thoroughly Modern Willy
Radio Balls Pond Road
Rambling Syd Rumpo, There Is A Nadger In The Town
Simon Dee(ceased)
Jimmy Sponge
A Word From The Controller
Daphne Whitethigh
The Forsooth Saga - The Amazing Grotty, Sneezer Main
Local Headlines
Bona Gurumat
This Weeks Motto

FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER

Broadcast: 10th March 1968
Recorded:
Previous Issue: 12:1I Can't Go On
Late Sports Result
Listeners Letters
Movie Go Wrong - Frankenstein's Monster
The Cast Sing Around The Piano
Radio Balls Pond Road - Simon Dee(hydrated) - Theatrical agent - Daphne Whitethigh
Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Grungerman of Lowestoft
Portrait of a marriage
Alpine Skiing Reports - Bona Indoor Ski School

THE KNIGHTS OF CAMELOT

Broadcast: 17th March 1968
Recorded:
Previous Issue: 12:2Shipping Warning
Late Sports Results
An Apology
Last Weeks Quiz Answers
Douglas Smith Protests And Does A Few Animal Impressions
Movie Go Wrong - The Knights Of Camelot
Kenneth Horne and Betty Marsden Sing I Remember It Well
Radio Ball Pond Road - Simon Dee(funct) - Phone in show
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Knick Knack Gander Back
Bona Rags
This Weeks Motto

RELATIVELY GRAND PRIX

Broadcast: 24th March 1968
Recorded:
Previous Issue: 8:1The Producer Removes A Few Lines
A Short Address From The Archbishop of Tring
Last Weeks Crossword Answers
Movie Go Wrong - Relatively Grand Prix
The Cast Sing
Radio Balls Pond Road - Simon Dee(cayed) - Listeners Phone In
Rambling Syd Rumpo, As I Was Going To Goosenadgers Fair
Bona Male Model Agency

BIG BROADS DON'T SQUEAL

Broadcast: 31st March 1968
Recorded:
Previous Issue: 10:1Courtroom
Police Message
Listeners Letters
Movie Go Wrong - Big Broads Don't Squeal
The Cast Sing
Radio Balls Pond Road - Simon Dee(praved) - Good Food Guide - Phone in
Judy Coolibar
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Oh, No John, No, John No
Bona Gift Boutique
This Weeks Motto

THE CELLULOID JUNGLE

Broadcast: 7th April 1968
Recorded:
Previous Issue: 8:2An Alien Message
Last Weeks Quiz Answers
Movie Go Wrong - The Celluloid Jungle
Song - Oh, Lucky Jim
Radio Balls Pond Road - Listeners reactions - Reporter in the field, El Dugard Fortinbrass - Gerald Monkshabit Live from Washington - Judy Coolibar - Phone In
Rambling Syd Rumpo, A Song Of The Irish Troubles
Bona Academy of Ballroom Dancing

AROUND THE WORLD IN TEN MINUTES

Broadcast: 14th April 1968
Recorded:
Previous Issue: 11:3Siege Outside The Toilet
Motoring Flash
Listeners Letters
Around The World in Ten Minutes RTH's Entry For The Eurovision Song Contest
Forum Of The Air
Rambling Syd Rumpo, My Grandfathers Grunge
Judy Coolibar's New Job As A Temp
Bona Songs

JOURNEY TO URANUS

Broadcast: 21st April 1968
Recorded:
Previous Issue: 11:4Alone In A Bedroom
An Appeal
Listeners Hobbies
Forum Of The Air
Gerald Monkshabit Live From Washington
Judy Coolibar's New Job On The Information Desk
Hugh Sings
Journey to Uranus
Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Grunger And His Daughter Spotty Lil
Bona books

APACHE STORY

Broadcast: 28th April 1968
Recorded:
Previously Issued: 10:2Corrections To Last Weeks Recipe
Useful Household Hint
Forum Of The Air
Gerald Monkshabit Live From Antartica
Judy Coolibar
Kenneth Horne Sings
Movie Go Wrong - Apache Story
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Some Folks Do
Keep Britain Bona

ESCAPE FROM STALUG LIMPWRIST

Broadcast: 5th May 1968
Recorded:
Previously Issued: 10:3Betty Marsden's Striptease
Newsflash
Correction
Forum Of The Air
Charles and Fiona
Judy Coolibar
Betty and Hugh - Duet
Movie Go Wrong - Escape From Stalug Limpwrist
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Let The Grunge Flow
Bona Abbey

I SHOWED THEM IN FLEET STREET

Broadcast: 12th May 1968
Recorded:
Previously Issued: 8:3Auction
Result Of The First Race In The Flat Racing Season
Kenneth Horne's Week
Forum Of The Air
Excerpt From Brief Re-encounter
Medical Problems - Lefty Ear Lobes
Nurse Florence McGanderpoke Gives Some Medical Advice
Kenneth Horne Sings
Movie Go Wrong - I Showed Them In Fleet Street
Rambling Syd Rumpo, 'Twas On A Monday Morning
Anonymous Phone Call
Bona Private Detective Agency
Late News Item

CONTINUUM MEDICUM ROMANUM

Broadcast: 19th May 1968
Recorded:
Previous Issue: 12:3Toast Master
Last Weeks Quiz Answers
Forum Of The Air
Gerald Monkshabit Live From The Sahara
Judy Coolibar On Phone Directories
Douglas Smith Sings
Movie Go Wrong - Continuum Medicum Romanum
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Sally
Bona Language School

BEAU

Broadcast: 26th May 1968
Recorded:
Previously Issued: 8:4
Script: The Complete and Utter History of Round The HorneThe Castaway
Threatening and Gardening Letters
Appeal
Forum Of The Air
Gerald Monkshabit Live From A Weather Ship Off Greenland
The Cast Sing
Movie Go Wrong - Beau
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Early One Morning
Jules and Sand, The Efficiency Experts
Limerick

BONA PRINCE CHARLIE

Broadcast: 2nd June 1968
Recorded:
Previously Issued: 10:4Advertising On The BBC
Apology For A Misprint In The Radio Times
First Nudist Olympic Games
Forum Of The Air
Judy Coolibar Gets Engaged
J Peasemold Gruntfuttock Sings
Movie Go Wrong - Bona Prince Charlie
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Here's A Grunge Unto Your Artifacts
Bona ads

HE, SON OF SHE

Broadcast: 9th June 1968
Recorded:
Previous Issue: 12:4Western Epic
Listeners Opinion of RTH
Tribute To The People Behind The Scenes
Movie Go Wrong - He, Son of She
End Of The Series Buffet
Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Ballad Of The Loomboglers Boom
Julian and Sandy (Julian's birthday)

Specials

THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME

Broadcast: 25th December 1966
Recorded: 
Previous issue: noneToastmaster
Around the Town - What on in swinging London, with Peter Nodule
Gossip - Daphne Whitethigh
Horse of the year show
Current events with Brad Smallpiece
Kenneth Williams is upset by Douglas Smith
The Colour Supplement - The Lively Arts
Rambling Syd Rumpo, The Clacton Bogle Pickers Lament
Christmas at the BBC, Exchanging Presents (Charles and Fiona, Julian and Sandy)
The Fraser Hayes Four - It Happened In Some Valley
Armpit Theatre - The Hunchback of Notre DameThis show is notable in being the only one without Kenneth Horne - he missed the recording due to illness.

CINDERELLA

Broadcast: 24th December 1967
Recorded: 18th December 1967
Previous issue: noneThe Critics
Repeats
Emporer Smith is still with the show
Events this Christmas
Christmas Message
Armpit Theatre - Cinderella
Kenneth Hornes Party - Daphne Whitethigh makes the punch - Madam Osiris' Prediction - Charles without Fiona
Rambling Syd Rumpo, Good King Borroslav
Jules and Sand in the cloakroom - Jules and Sand entertain

THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN THUNDERBALL (Transcription Service Recording)

Recorded: 22nd July 1966
Script: The Best of Round The Horne, EquationThis show is an oddity in as much as it was specially recorded for the Transcription Services of the BBC. This meant that topical gags and home references that may not be understood by a foreign audience were omitted from the original first season script for this new performance.