tv Late Night With Jimmy Fallon NBC July 30, 2009 3:05am-4:00am EDT
vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice, everybody. hello. welcome! welcome, welcome, welcome. thank you, thank you for coming. thanks for watching. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." happy wednesday. did you guys see michelle obama last night? she just got a new haircut. it's historic. it looks great. it's historic. it's the first real cut of the obama administration. [ laughter ] that's very cool. they also announced dr. regina benjamin, she's president obama's pick for surgeon general. she's facing criticism for being overweight. i don't know if dr. benjamin's weight should be an issue, but her food pyramid does call for three to five daily servings of mcribs. [ laughter ] that's bad. that's not good. i like the mcrib. [ laughter ] i don't know how much -- yeah. i don't know how much is rib but it tastes like it.
fantastic. over 125,000 people are expected to attend comicon, which begins tomorrow in san diego. it's the biggest virgin -- i'm sorry, comic book convention in the world. [ laughter and applause ] i love comicon. i'm going. i love comicon. or, as hospitals in san diego are calling it, asthma-fest '09. [ laughter ] "it's an emergency!" fun fact. the first comicon was held in 1970 and only 300 people attended. okay, 600 if count their parents picking them up. [ laughter ] but still -- some interesting news. the world's first chocolate made from camel's milk is about to go
on sale in the u.s. in response, chocolate lovers said, "yay?" [ laughter ] disgusting. and more bad news in the economy. the recession's hitting england. 52 pubs are closing there every week. sad news, because they do love to drink over there. one of their top economists said, -- [ faking british accent ] "52 pubs closing a week, that's total of six months, four weeks per month, which is 24, so multiply that by 52, then carry the two, then add another -- oh, bollocks, i need a drink. this is ridiculous." [ laughter ] hey, guys, some sad news, the chihuahua from the taco bell commercial died yesterday at the age of 15. [ audience aws ] the dog's final words were "yo quiero morphine." [ laughter and applause ] and finally, sports reporter, erin andrews, you hear about this? she was secretly videotaped undressing in her hotel room and the video was posted online. that's awful. i mean, it's a terrible thing to do. and i think i speak for everyone
when i say thank god this didn't happen to john madden. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight's show is filled, filled with funny people. it's going to be so much fun. our good buddy, fred armisen, from "saturday night live" will be out. [ cheers and applause ] also, i'm thrilled that the hottest comedy group is here, the mighty boosh is here. [ cheers and applause ] how cool is that? and to top it all off, music from flo rida. it's going to be a great show. [ cheers and applause ] flo rida, the boosh, armisen. and then special guest playing with the roots, john popper from blues traveler. there he is. [ cheers and applause ] how you doing, buddy? you doing good? john, blues traveler's on tour
this whole summer? >> yeah, we're touring all summer and into the fall. and i'm also on "z rock" on ifc on sundays at 11:00. >> jimmy: what is that? >> it's this show about this rock band, the z brothers. and it's really funny. and you should catch that on sundays. >> jimmy: well, you gave me a nice harmonica. did you call it a harp? >> a harp, mississippi saxophone, you know, harmonica, mouth organ, whatever you're comfortable with. >> jimmy: probably not mouth organ. [ laughter ] ♪ that's something, right? >> that was pretty good. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you know old susannah? susannah"? do you know it in this key? i'm in "b."
>> hang on. here we go, yeah, you ready? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you for this. >> you know, i've heard better. i've heard better. but not many. >> jimmy: all right, that's good. i tae that as a compliment. hey, i'm also freaking out. last night, i saw paul mccartney in concert at citi field where the mets play, c-i-t-i, not c-i-t-y. that's how you spell it. citi field, and i was there, he's playing washington and boston and if you get a chance to see paul mccartney, you have to see this concert. it is phenomenal. i'm talking about "live and let die," with the fireworks going off, it was insane. and then i got to talk to paul mccartney afterwards. i got to, after the concert, and
i was just, i'm such a huge fan. i was just freaking out. and started off smooth. i was like "great show." he's like -- [ imitating mccartney ] "oh, thank you, thank you." [ laughter ] "thank you very much. yeah, i played some songs, yeah." [ laughter ] and i said, "yeah, it's good." i go, "it was great. i just love, you know, the new stuff and the old stuff and wings is great." [ imitating mccartney ] "oh, thank you, it's great, yeah. thank you." [ laughter ] "it was a fun crowd." and i go, "yeah, i love wanderlust, one of my favorite songs, you know. and then i used to give out, you know, 'pipes of peace,' i gave it to myriends for presents. you know, that one when you played 'so bad,' you know, it was about your son." and then i could just see him eyeing security like, -- [ imitating mccartney ] "okay, you know, very good, thank you so much, i appreciate it, thank you." like, "let's get him out of here." [ laughter ] but i got to tell you it was just one of my favorite things i ever did. he's my idol. and man, it was such fun. if you get a chance to see paul mccartney, you got to see him. and when he was out there, he was in front of the crowd, got to be 50,000 people, immediately i thought i have the same feeling when i come out here every night in front of you people. it's the exact same reaction i get. [ cheers and applause ] it's the same thing.
instead of "hey jude," i play "oh, susannah" on mouth organ. [ laughter ] >> it was identical. >> jimmy: it was identical. same thing, right? i've been watching a lot of news lately. and the one thing that i've noticed about barack obama is that he has a very expressive face.yoknow, i like that he has like, thousands of different facial expressions, one for every occasion. ha now, you all know the classics like this one. [ laughter ] "the determined yet hopeful," you know? there are tons more that you don't see as often. you can almost tell what he's thinking just by looking at his face. i thought tonight we'd take a look at some of the lesser-known barack obama facial expressions. like this first one. this is from a meeting with the delestinianre.sint this is called the "oh, you do go on." [ laughter ] ero knew the palestinia? a'sresuch a charmer? here's another lesser-known ve a ryion that comes out once in awhile. i call it the "ah, hell, no." [ laughter and applause ] take a look at this one.
this one's from a meeting with the presintbr from azil who presented him with a jersey signed by the brazilian soccer team.ro this one's called the "i can't wait to wear this never." [ laughter ] he's clearly excited to receive that soccer jersey. all right, this next one's interesting. it's from a recent g-8 summit. this one's called the "calm down, sarkozy. ooh-la-la sasson." [ laughter ] "bonjour." this next one is from the same summit, check out the guy on the right.le chid,als ts pictislee pr iesonsis caoned the "who invited gene simmons?" [ laughter ] nexllon usheth psi rdereane si with t russian tsident, it's called the "wow this story sucks."si [ laughter ] [ imitating mccartney ] "get security, you know, come on, get him out of here." now, you all remember this. this ne ofrnes heom t i major league baseball all-star game a ouekplomwee s agwe
obretht a oufiw e pithrst s tch. this is the "throw like a girl, dress like a mom." that's what it is. [ laughter ]rs yi ngsa .he noersa ng. here's another one from obama's cent visit with the pope. this one's called "the worst softball team in history." helaughter ]re's another one hes re's another one here, this is a great one. this is called "check it out, ."ablkwa [ laughter ] "mr. president, i don't think you have to do that." "no, it's cool, man." all right, here's one from joint news conference with canadian prime minister stephen harp. this is the "if i weren't president i would totally be playing some old school nintendo right now." [ lauter ] and here's another one from the same conference. this is the "like, oh, man, rember that game bubb] "ob [ laughter ] and here's one, this one' called the "you were this little dragon that blew bubbles. and you had to trap the bad guys in the bubbles and then pop the bubbles. but the best is when you get the umbrella and you get to skip a bu lr tecs xtk ch, isoutht t k th
one, this one's called e "l eik that one level, i think it was le."vee57l 57 [ laughter ] "where those acdevaysspingur oftoped those metal spiky things ee tp n.crhe opheey avofw e thep creen. they have to blow bubbles and thenn.ump on the sidr ofthou y bubbles. but it's impossible because those guys are all the way to the edge and they turn orange and then they go faster and then lghter auou must have been an interesting meeting. aners r e'otheone. otitedllbe ted tca "i beat that level once. i felt awesome." [ laughter ] ""amost as awesome as becoming the president of the united "ast."st [ laughter ] "if i made a national bubble bobble day, i could pbatbly ge away with playing some bubble bobbly i mean, remember the theme sic? it went --" ♪ ba-na-na-na -na-na-na ba-na-na-na ba-na-na-na ♪ naa---n ba-na-na-na ba-na-na-na na-na-na-na ♪ ♪ ba-na-na-da-da-da da-da-da-da-daa ♪ bubble bobble rules." [ laughter and applause ] "i am barack obama, i am the bubble bobble master." it's amazing that he can convey all that in one quick glance. yeah. he loves bubble bobble. and finally, o omof the st common obama facial expressions. this is the "i've seen biden in the shower."
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, very nice. hey, you guys like games of skill and endurance that involve cased meat? [ cheers and applause ] all right! well, who doesn't? you're in luck because it's once again time for "hot dog in a hole!" ♪ ♪ hot dog in a hole hot dog in a hole ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome to "hot dog in a hole," the game where players compete against each other by seeing how many hot dogs they can throw into the mouths of famous people. tonight's edition, jon gossin's love life. now, let's see whose mouth we'll be throwing hot dogs into this evening. higgins? >> steve: well, jimmy, our first famous hole belongs to jon gosselin, famous for prolific mating habits and the ability to look like a skeez in almost any situation. he's a browbeaten breeder, jon gosselin. next up, is kate gosselin. [ laughter ] this bionic matriarch is known for her withering stare and the ability to talk a man into submission.
she don't take no guff and kicked jon to the curb for his extramarital shenanigans. she's kate gosselin and she's hungry for hot dogs. [ laughter ] lastly, we have a two-faced home wrecker, a double dose of dilly strumpets made up of one half bisexual bong gobbler haley glassman, and one half tabloid reporter, ken major. put the two together and you got a hot dog that's ready for action. james? >> jimmy: thank you very much, higgins. thank you, steve. [ cheers and applause ] did you call her a bisexual -- what is that again? >> steve: bong. bong. >> jimmy: bisexual bong gobbler? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: never heard thaterm before. all right, well there they are, four sides of a complicated love quadrangle that makes up three hot dog targets. now, all we need are three contestants. higgins, who do we have playing tonight? >> steve: well, jimmy, tonight's contestants are carrie, mary,
and joseph. get down here and get ready to throw your hot dogs through that hole. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing, buddy? all right. here we are. all right. hey, what's your name? >> joseph. >> jimmy: joseph, where you from? >> bronx, new york. >> jimmy: you're from the bronx. very good. all right, very good. could have guessed. [ applause ] now, you're going to be throwing hot dogs into the mouth of jon gosselin. it's a pretty small hole there. you think you'll be able to get your hot dog in his hole? >> i can put it in. >> jimmy: all right. [ laughter ] all right, what's your name? where are you from? >> mary. i'm from hobo junction, new york. >> jimmy: hobo junction, very good. i know where that is. i love that. now, you're going to be whipping your dogs at haley/kate monster. look at that. how do you feel about that one? >> pretty good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sounds like you got your head in the game. all right, let's move on to our last contestant. what's your name? where you from?
>> gary. i'm from mobile, alabama. >> jimmy: all right, very good. [ applause ] now, you got kate gosselin. any special wiener delivery strategy for this one? end over end? grab and toss? do you dagger it? >> i think we will play it by ear, but i think i'm up for it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that sounds like a double entendre. okay. [ laughter ] here's how the game works. behind you are clear vats of hot dogs. w yo you're going to get 15 seconds to throw as many as you can through these guys' holes as possible. winner takes the big prize. are you ready? audience, make some noise here. [ cheers and applause ] when i say go, turn around and start tossing your wieners. throw them fast, throw them hard, throw them through that hole and go! ♪ there they go!
throw them hard! very nice. come on. come on. there you go! throw a couple at a time. go for it. that's it! time's up! time's up! time's up! time's up, everyone. everyone -- everyone hold your wieners. i repeat, hold your wieners. audience, would you guys like to see the exact same thing you just saw, only slower? [ cheers and applause ] perfect, again! check this out. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: fantastic. that is great. [ applause ] all right. now, let's check the wiener count. how many got in jon gosselin's hole? hey! [ laughter ] how many wieners in the haley/kate combo hole? [ audience ohs ]
oh, it's a tight one. stop swinging them around like that. [ laughter ] stop it. stop it. how many wieners made it into kate? [ laughter ] you're not even waving them proudly at all. [ laughr ] we have a winner. who is the winner? there you go! [ cheers and applause ] you won! the grand prize right here. you win the old fashioned popup hot dog toaster. you put the hot dogs in there and the buns, the buns get warm, the dogs get toasted on all sides. it's a pretty phenomenal project -- product. it's not a project. [ laughter ] it's a great project. i don't know what that means. making hot dogs aren't a great pject. but here you go, congratulations. and, of course, nobody on "late night" goes home empty-handed. as a consolation prize, we have wonderful packages of beef franks for you guys. there you go. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] go home, you can fry them, grill them, boil them i don't care. whatever you want to do with
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sounds great. welcome back. our first guest is a really funny and talented guy who just finished his seventh season on "saturday night live." to grant his wishes, he would like you all to get up on your feet for a standing ovation. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my good friend, fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: they love you. >> guys, thank you so much. that's the sweetest thing. thank you very, very much. i can't believe that. wow. all of you stood. everybody. >> jimmy: it's amazing, yeah. one person even threw their crutches. >> unbelievable. >> jimmy: it was a miracle. >> unbelievable. >> jimmy: this is great. thanks for coming out. you just came from l.a. just to come on my show. >> i did. i woke up at 4:00 in the morning this morning, flew out and with my iphone i made a little video, 30 seconds of my trip here right up until this minute. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: can we take a look? >> yeah. [ light laughter ] >so it's, like, 5:30 in the morning. i just got to the airport. okay, i'm going to go through curity soon. i have heroin on me. wonder if they're gonna be able to tell. [ laughter ] jimmy, you know what you are? the world's greatest listener. okay, i just got picked up at the airport. everybody is recognizing me here. leave me alone, please. i'm trying to be -- hi, thank you very much. that was so sweet. thank you. going to the studio now. i'm not tired.
i'm not sleepy. i made it. here i am. oh, i forgot my wallet. i have to go back. okay, bye. >> jimmy: you have to go back. [ cheers and applause ] >> got to go back. >> jimmy: you did it. >> jimmy, you are really the world's greatest -- >> jimmy: thank you so much. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: so nice of you, fred. >> my pleasure. >> jimmy: no, please. >> please, no. >> jimmy: no, please. >> no, please, come on. thank you. >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> please, sure. >> jimmy: thank you. >> no, i want you to just do it. >> jimmy: no, please. >> thank you, please. come on. >> jimmy: thank you. >> no, thank you. >> jimmy: you're wcome. don't mention it. >> i won't. okay. >> jimmy: hey, congratulations, you just got engaged. >> i did, i just got engaged. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: now, can you explain something to me. you're not married -- >> not yet. >> jimmy: you're engaged. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you're wearing a ring. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, i don't understand. >> i just -- >> jimmy: it's a male engagement ring? >> yeah, because my fiancee had a ring and i thought, you know, she gets to walk around and say she's about to get married, and
i thought i wanted the same thing. it was jealousy. i was jealous. i wanted to get one, too. >> jimmy: are you going to keep your maiden name? >> i think we're both going to change our names. >> jimmy: you are? and what is your name going to be? >> shrakooliatanian. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can you go by one name? >> yeah, we both are. shrakooliatanian. >> jimmy: you're both gonna be called shrakooliatanian. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: one and o? >> one and two, yeah. a whole family thing. >> y: oss, i should say. that is your fiancee? >> yeah. >> jimmy: from "mad men." [ cheers and applause ] i love her. >> i'm sorry, what's that? >> jimmy: from "mad men." >> did you say you love her? >> jimmy: no, i love her like i love her. >> okay. all right, then. [ laughter ] easy. easy. >> jimmy: i didn't do anything that crazy. >> didn't you? >> jimmy: no, i didn't. >> didn't you do something a little bit crazy? >> jimmy: i didn't do anything a little bitrazy. >> you like her work? >> jimmy: yes. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: unbelievable. are you excited about the wedding? when is the wedding? >> that's going to be in a few months.
you know, i don't want to, you know, disclose too much about it. >> jimmy: you can disclose something to me. i haven't got my invitation. >> oh. did you want to go? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. i'm like your buddy. >> i mean, you're my buddy but it's like, you know, steve's going, higgins is going, a bunch of the audience is coming, you guys are all welcome. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why you inviting them, why not me? >> it's swamped. it's crowded, buddy. there's just like, this is going to be a lot of people. >> jimmy: higgins -- you don't have to go. i can take higgins' tickets. >> really? well, i think we're still crowded. i think we're still crowded. [ light laughter ] also, it's a little bit, your personality, too, kind of clashes with everybody. >> jimmy: how many people are there? >> it's going to be in the hundreds. hundreds of hundreds. >> jimmy: 700? 700 people invited to your wedding? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's going to be exciting. >> hugely crowd. >> jimmy: it's going to be fun. lot of celebrities? >> lot of celebrities, a lot of stars. >> jimmy: do you want to name drop? >> the band. questlove is coming. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you guys are all coming? >> everyone's coming.
>> jimmy: is john popper going? >> yeah. right? you're coming, right? >> i'm bringing the cake. >> yeah. [ laughter ] sorry. sorry. >> jimmy: that doesn't seem real to me. that doesn't seem right. >> what a drag. oooooooooh. [ laughte] >> jimmy: congratulations. "saturday night live," nominated for an emmy. >> yes. >> jimmy: that's very cool. >> yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and elisabeth is nominated for an emmy as well. >> yeah. we're all really super-excited. so now we're going to win, i'm sure of it. we're going to win. >> jimmy: all right. >> absolutely. yeah. because we're nominated. i think once you're nominated, you win. that's kind of the way it goes. >> jimmy: no, that's not what happens at all. you're up against other people and then you see who wins. >> oh, i thought the nonation was like, "here you go." >> jimmy: no. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so yeah. >> yeah. let's just -- i'm sure we'll be fine. >> jimmy: i'll call you.
yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] >> i want to write on your twitter. >> jimmy: i'm not twittering right now. do you twitter? >> i do not. no. i don't do any of the facebook and myspace stuff. i just don't do it. >> jimmy: youe not into it? >> yeah, i'm kind of not into it. it's just like too much busy work for me, you know? >> jimmy: what do you do with your time? what have you done this summer? >> this summer, we have been watching a lot of dvds of tv shows. >> jimmy: okay. >> and we bought "john adams." you guys seen that? on hbo? >> jimmy: you bought the actual -- >> come on, man. trying to tell a story about a d. [ laughter ] you know, it doesn't help. it doesn't help anything. it doesn't help anything. and it's incredible, like i feel so ignorant, i can't believe i'm going to admit my ignorance to you guys. okay, so "john adams" is about the revolutionary war, second president. i thought july 4th, 1776 is the end of the revolutionary war, new president and here we go, right, fireworks and everything, correct?
that's exactly wrong. did you guys know that? what it is is that's when everything started. george washington wasn't president until 1789. i'm admitting my ignorance to you. i had no idea. i always thought it was here we go, 1776. birth of a new nation. >> jimmy: then fireworks. >> fireworks. yeah. >> jimmy: nothing. >> am i alone in this? >> jimmy: i want to say yeah. [ laughter ] >> did you know that? as an honest question -- >> jimmy: don't grill me. i don't like your tone, and i don't like your attitude. >> as an honest question, you knew that? >> jimmy: what do you mean, honest question? all my questions are honest. >> are they, james? >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] hey, you know, you were busy this summer. i know you're coming out with a movie with kristen wiig? >> yes, we got a kids' movie coming out. and it was a lot of fun. and it's very light. and it's just really jokey and sweet. i have a clip for it. check it out. >> jimmy let's take a look at the clip. >> in a second, sweetie.
>> my god! >> got my thumb. man, just slipped out. >> you all right? >> so loose in here. yeah, i'm fine. >> let me see it. >> no, no, no, i'm good. i think we need two of those. >> really? >> yeah, for the whole room. >> be careful. >> i'll get those drywall screws. ah! ow, ow, ow, ow. >> you get the right size? >> yeah. perfect. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: a kids' movie. >> there's a lot of animation in it, a lot of little characters in it that come out, a lot of cgi, little guys that come out. so it's a lot of fun.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. welcome back, everybody. our next guest has scored two number one hits since emerging on the rap scene last year. here he is tonight to perform his latest single, "jump," from the disney film "g-force," please welcome flo rida. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ da-da-da-da-g-force da-da-da-da-da-flo rida ♪ ♪ we gonna make you jump, jump, jump, jump ♪ ♪ when i say jump you say how high i ain't never seen nobody get so high ♪ ♪ like a bird
like a plane this party-arty insane this party-arty insane ♪ ♪ so, jump, jump jump, jump ♪ ♪ gonna take it to the roof everybody with me got their own parachute ♪ ♪ you ain't scared of heights when you sippin' on booze ♪ ♪ party all night like i'm flyin jet blue ♪ ♪ you ain't never seen nobody get this loose ♪ ♪ shorty actin' naughty with a body, what it do ♪ ♪ talk to this man bump for this man stomp for this man come up to this man ♪ ♪ we got another hit man ♪ hold up, i wanna go up don't wanna throw up my cli bloup and every bad chick know us ♪ ♪ there's the boy that got us all really high ♪ ♪ there's the shorty on my ass all night ♪ ♪ how we be rollin' like we chokin' on vine ♪ ♪ super bowl pimp goodyear on time ♪ ♪ could i be a bird i gotta be fly ♪ ♪ but i fly in spurts i got a couple ♪ ♪ when i say jump you say how high ♪ ♪ i ain't never seen nobody get so high ♪ ♪ like a bird like a plane this party-arty insane this party-arty insane ♪ ♪ so, jump, jump jump jump ♪ ♪ when i say jump you say how high ♪ ♪ i ain't never seen nobody get so high ♪ ♪ like a bird like a plane this party-arty insane this party-arty insane ♪ ♪ so, jump, jump jump jump ♪ ♪ when the club jumpin' then i got to be there ♪
♪ check it out shorty like nike air ♪ ♪ up, up and away takin' off like nair ♪ ♪ nba ballin' i don't care ♪ ♪ now what do you do when you see her with shorty ♪ ♪ and she make it bounce in the room ♪ ♪ hey, girl come on baby you should fly some later ♪ ♪ can i get on ♪ sky high still clever like a blonde in the mile high ♪ ♪ ears poppin' bubblicious let me get right ♪ ♪ more wings fried chickens up in n.y. ♪ ♪ chica what in the 5th ward ♪ ♪ houston we gotta jump ship, all aboard ♪ ♪ rollin' in miami in a car they adore ♪ ♪ when i say jump you say how high ♪ ♪ i ain't never seen nobody get so high ♪ ♪ like a bird like a plane this party-arty insane this party-arty insane ♪ ♪ so, jump, jump jump jump ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, flo rida. nice to see you, buddy. flo rida, everybody. check out "jump." and disney's "g-force," which opens friday. my thanks to fred armisen, the mighty boosh, flo rida and the greatest band in late night, the roots. stay-tuned for "carson daly." thanks for watching.