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cbsnewsbayarea. good night >> jmitche is joining fellow singer/songwriter neil young and asking for her music to be removed from spotify. the musicians are protesting against the streaming service saying it's spreading misinformation about covid vaccines. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> at spotify, we may have lost a few great artists, but that doesn't mean you can't still enjoy their music covered by the bands who haven't left. ♪ bum-bum-bum-bum ♪ i want to live with a cinnamon girl a cinnamon girl ♪ >> it's the best of neil young and joni mitchell sung by the chordon blues. ♪ ♪ ♪
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plus, stephen welcomes: faith hill and musical guest aurora with a special appearance by clarissa ward. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ( yodeling ) >> stephen: welcome, welcome, one and all, in here, out there, all around the world, to "the late show."
i am your host, stephen colbert. and today-- ( cheers and applause ) check your calendar, check your calendar, my friend, because today is february 1st. and i want to wish everyone a happy black history month! ( applause ) for americans, it's a time to celebrate the black experience and black contributions to our country. and for corporate brands, it's a time to suggest that langston hughes would have loved the new wendy's double baconator. unfortunately, 14 states have a weird way of celebrating black history month with new rules that limit how teachers can teach black history month. or as the teachers will now be forced to call it... "month." one educator warned that teachers could mention jackie robinson broke major
league baseball's color line but not discuss why black players were banned. they could also mention soul singer marvin gaye but not discuss his "what's going on" lyrics. instead, school districts would have to teach this version. louis? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ mother, mother, gee, your blouse looks nice today ♪ brother, brother, brother i made you this fish filet ♪ you know i just came here to say that everything is a-okay ♪ nothin's goin' on nothin's goin' on ♪ nothin's goin' on ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: terrible lyrics, but i somehow still want to have sex. ( laughter ) that's how powerful marvin gaye
is. speak of trying-- one person applauding me having sex up there. thank you, thank you. speaking of trying to erase history: we're learning more about former president, "coup-ssolini." the january 6th committee just got new proof that he was directly involved in proposals to use his national security agencies to seize voting machines. it's quite a turn for an election campaign. his slogan went from "keep america great" to "seize them, you fools!" ( laughter ) let's be clear: it is difficult after years of building a thick, protective callous over my heart and my brain just to protect myself from the hot, black, tar of his narcissistic, evil impulses for me to take this information in for the gargantuan and grotesque violation of everything that this country holds dear. but i think it's worth taking a moment right now to let this
sink in, to marinate in the madness. at home, you might want to pause your dvr to scream into a bag or punch a hole in the drywall, because the former president, still the leader of one of the two major parties who has all of the republicans balls in a little velvet pouch that he wears around his neck as an amulet, wanted u.s. troops to go into your local polling place, grab the machines, throw 'em in a truck, then god knows what. waterboard them till they said he won? you should be alarmed, even if you voted for him, because military coups do not lead to healthy societies. no one every says, "if only we could emulate the economic miracle that is myanmar." and he tried so hard to get this done. in fact, in fact-- ( cheers and applause ) myanmar. myanmar. in fact, in his four years in office this may be the thing he worked hardest on. in november, he asked whether
the justice department could seize the machines, they said, "what? no." so, he directed his lawyer, rudolph w. giuliani, to ask the department of homeland security if it could legally take control of voting machines in key swing no one asks if they're legally allowed to do something unless they're pretty sure it's illegal: "hey, you're my lawyer. let me ask you this. is there any way i could legally sell heroin as an antidepressant? no? well, that news mawks me really sad. you know what would help? a little black tar zoloft!" the department of homeland security turned him down. but the ex-president also' reviewed a proposal to have the pentagon take control of the machines. that is horrifying. the only time the military should take control of the machines is when we inevitably go to war against our robot overlords. i will not bow down before my roomba. ( laughter ) this pentagon scheme was pushed by disgraced former national
security advisor michael flynn and disgraced current lawyer sydney powell. but even mr. giuliani felt that the idea of bringing in the military was beyond the pale. do you know how crazy you have to be to hear that you've gone too far for rudy giuliani? ( cheers and applause ) that is like... ( applause ) that's like hearing you've had too much to drink from rudy giuliani. or you've got to get those bottom teeth fixed, from rudy giuliani. or don't try to fish your penis out in front of a "borat" film crew, from rudy giuliani. and so far-- ( cheers and applause ) hey, guys. and so far, none of these goons are in jail. or disbarred. but that could change... is what i tell myself every night when my head hits the pillow.
the january 6th committee is lucky they're learning any of this, because some of the white house records turned over to them had to be taped back together by national archives staff because they had been ripped up. sounds like during the pandemic, the people at the national archives also got into puzzles: "okay, it's fun. i start with the corners, then i do the sides. ooh! got a ketchup stain here. wait, i saw another one. here's another red one. oh, the reds don't match. wait, this is from march 21. that's a taco tuesday. th ia!" w, iviolathe presidential recorct to tearbuta very good reason: he was afraid of going to jail. also, he was known inside the white house for his habit of tearing presidential records into shreds and tossing them on the floor, which advisers called he president's unofficial "filing system." ( laughter ) so, destroying evidence is his "filing system."
( as mob guy ) "hey, what happened to rocco? thought he was gonna testify against us. let's just say rocco is filing with the fishes." ( applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ it wasn't just tearing. according to white house advisers, he once ate a sensitive document. he would have eaten more sensitive documents, but he ran out of ranch. ( laughter ) speaking of the worst people in public office, florida governor and man describing what adele's music means to him, ron desantis. ov wly,ence boo do. i assume they were trying to annex the sudetenland pavilion at epcot. now, this is terrible, and the easiest thing in the world to condemn, unless you're ron desantis, who remained silent. it's been said the only thing
necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to say nothing. it's also bad when ron desantis says nothing. then desantis got cornered by some no-good reporters wanting to know things like, "hey, gov: so nazis? where do you come down on that whole deal?" but desantis identified the true enemy: democrats. >> what i'm going to say is these people, these democrats who are trying to use this as some type of political issue to try to smear me as if i had something to do with it-- we're not playing their game. >> stephen: he seems to think being asked how he feels about nazis is some kind of gotcha question instead of the biggest softball question of all time. watch. i think nazis are bad. ( cheers and applause ) where do i get the courage? not from ron desantis. ( laughter ) we've got a great show for you
♪ ♪ ♪ ( applause ) >> stephen: jon batiste and stay human, everybody! ( applause ) >> jon: ah! yes! that is swing. >> stephen: hello, jon. hello, everybody. jon, happy-- happy black history month. >> jon: happy black history month. >> stephen: a lot to celebrate this month. >> jon: that's right, that's right. >> stephen: also happy lunar new year. >> jon: yes. >> stephen: in the chinese calendar, correct? you know what year this is? >> jon: it's the year of the
tiger. >> stephen: that's right. that's good for cincinnati. >> jon: yes, wow, cincinnati. >> stephen: you never know, two point make a line. >> jon: that's right >> stephen: folks, for weeks now, there have been major tensions over in eastern europe. here's what's going on: vladimir putin has got russian troops massing on the borders of ukraine and has used this self-generated crisis to demand that nato pledge to halt further eastward expansion and agree not to admit ukraine as a member. that's not fair. ukraine already made it through nato rush week. ( laughter ) so, what, they carried that greased album clenched in their butt cheeks up a flight of stairs or nothing? ( laughter ) the joke is based on a true story. ( laughter ) the u.s. and russia are still negotiating. today, there was a phone call between u.s. secretary of state and man who always makes you watch him eat during zoom meetings, antony blinken, and russian foreign minister and man who postponed lunch for this zoom meeting, sergey lavrov. in advance of the phone call,
one u.s. official claimed the russian government has delivered a written response to a u.s. proposal aimed at de-escalating the ukraine crisis. i believe we actually have a copy of that written response: "dear sir or madam, kaboom! kisses, vlad." ( laughter ) the-- short and sweet. the kremlin claims they have not sent an official reply, but we got a preview today of their response when putin told reporters, "it is already clear that the fundamental russian concerns were ignored. we did not see an adequate consideration of our three key requirements." yes, you must address the three key requirements: give. me. ukraine. ( laughter ) things are tense. yesterday, in the u.n. security council, the u.s. and russian ambassadors got into a diplomatic brawl. aw, damn! there's nothing more thrilling than a diplomatic brawl. ( as ring announcer ) "ladies and gentleman, live from
the u.n. building in new york, let's get ready to draft a non-binding resolutiooooon!" ( applause ) the russian ambassador to the u.n. claimed that the u.s. is exaggerating the threat, but look how many troops russia has all around ukraine. that's a lot of red. if this were an ad for t-mobile, i'd consider switching carriers. ( laughter ) russia even has troops on the western side of ukraine in moldova. that's not even on the russian border. what's their excuse? ( as russian soldier ) "is not invasion. we are just here to enjoy, uh, scenic moldova. they have world's largest turnip." ( laughter ) "very large turnip make very big... soup." ( applause ) urn tip fans. everybody loves a good turnip joke. one worrying sign that a russian invasion may be imminent is that the u.s. has seen indications
that russia has positioned supplies of blood near ukraine's borders. nothing good requires supplies of blood. "hey, neighbor, wanna join candace and me for apple picking next sunday? great. oh, bring a couple pints of blood. no reason." to discourage russia from invading, a senate panel said it's close to approving the "mother of all sanctions." oh, and mothers know sanctions: "dakota, if your grades don't improve, no screen time, no parties, and no exporting oil to the european bloc. i don't care if china's getting away with crushing the uyghurs. no. ah-ah!" no! ( laughter ) the measures would include sanctions on russia's largest banks, financial institutions and and sovereign debt, which could cause severe inflation, a stock market crash, and other forms of financial panic that would effectively cut the russian economy off from much of the global financial system.
they're going to destroy the banking system in russia, essentially plunging the country back into 2008. they'll then make them down a four loko and watch the "indiana jones" with shia labouf. ( laughter ) do you know who i'm surprised to find out is not that concerned about ukrainian sovereignty being crushed to dust under the iron heel of vladimir putin? ukrainians. throughout this crisis, their president, volodmyr zelensky, has been strangely relaxed. and according to cnn's clarissa ward, his people are following suit. >> when you talk to people here, there is no sense of heightened anxiety or alarm. we have been here a couple of days now. people here are anxious a little bit. but, largely, they seem to believe that there will not be a war. >> stephen: yes, they're a little anxious, but they've dealt with it in an interesting way. as tensions have escalated, some ukrainians have hit the dance floor in clubs to escape a sense of dread for a fleeting moment. of course. we all know the famous affirmation: dance like no one's
invading. ( laughter ) so are we on the brink of a major russian invasion of its western neighbor, plunging the world into the most dangerous standoff since the cold war? or is the u.s. making a mountain out of a molehill that vladimir putin has surrounded with 100,000 troops? when we return, we'll ask cnn's clarissa ward via satellite from ukraine. stick around. ♪ ♪ ♪ ( applause ) it just makes things interesting. so, give us the ambitious new start-up... ...the failed small business... all of your dependents and dependents' dependents... yes, give us your surprising inheritance... your odd injuries too... even your semi-nomadic life in a van. ♪ an interesting life can mean an even greater refund. you do your thing. we've got your taxes. do i need to pretreat my laundry? nope! with tide pods, you don't need to worry. the pre-treaters are built in.
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♪ ♪ ♪ ( applause ) >> stephen: hey, everybody, welcome back! to "the late show." folks, joining me now from ukraine, please welcome cnn chief international correspondent, clarrisa ward. clarissa, thank you so much for being here. >> thank you. >> stephen: in the u.n. yesterday, the united states and russia were at log loggerheads. the u.s. says the ukraine is-- is an urgent and dangerous situation in danger of russia invading. the russians say that the united states is exaggerating. you've talked to the ukraine yabs. how are they feel about all of this? >> it's really extraordinary, because you would expect there to be an all-out panic, right. any other country, there are 120,000 troops on your border. there is a build-up of military hardware. you've got russian ships also
down in the south. you'd think that people would be really freaked out. but what's interesting in ukraine is people have been living with the threat of russian aggression for eight years. and they lived through a couple of years of a pretty vicious fighting between ukrainian forces and pro-russian separatists. war has kind of become the fabric of life here. and as a result, i think that until there are actually bombs falling or shots being fired, people don't pay as much attention to the rhetoric coming from either side. so, like, the thing that people would tell me a lot is, "we don't listen to politics. we don't worry about politics." until things actually start happening, this is all in the realm of politics for them. and ukrainian leaders are really trying, also, to keep people calm. and that's why you see them coming out and really, for the first time that i have seen, disagreeing with america and saying, "we don't think an all-out invasion is possible.
we want everybody to stay calm." >> stephen: i was saying before the crisis is a self-generated one by russia. what does he need to acuate this into an invasion? he's got the troops there. what need to happen for him to justify the action that's most feared? the tanks. >> so i think the most likely scenario, you know, this is what sort of u.s. intelligence officials have been talking about, is that he would stage some kind of a false flag operation, by which i mean, in some sort of pro-russian separatist area-- where, by the way, they have been handing out russian passports like candy for the past years," he would say there's been an attack on ukrainian forces. these are russian citizens. we must go in to protect them, right. and that gives him the sort of fig leaf or pretext of saying, "i have an obligation. these people have russian passports.
they're russian citizens. we need to offer them defenses." and then before you know it, you've got russian tanks rolling across that border into deteriorate that, you know, it may be under the control of pro-russian separatists, but this is still part of ukraine, which is a sovereign country. and it still would constitute, you know, a really big deal, even though it's not an all-out invasion. >> stephen: do the ukrainians have the same sort of national identity that americans do? because we really think of ourselves as americans first, no matter what our ethnicity is, and that we don't want people coming into our country without permission. we have a wall-- they need a wall. would they like a wall? because we have a wall we're not going to use to the southern border ( laughs ) >> there are plenty who would like a wall. ukrainians definitely have a strong sense of national identity, but it shifts a little bit as you move throughout the country. when you go to the far west of the country, bordering poland,
you see much more ukrainians who really want to engage with the european union and with the west and with nato. when you move to the further parts of the east, you see a lot of people where russian is their first language. they have family in russia. we interviewed a ukrainian soldier on the front lines today, he is a ukrainian soldier fighting for his country, but he did not want to give his name on camera, because his family is in donbas, and that's separatist region. and i hope that lederstaite bits coussia and ukraine, especially along the borders, have a long history, they're intermingled in terms of family, in terms of the language, in terms of the history, in terms of the culture. so it's not a clear-cut issue of just, you know, ukrainians hate russia, and russia is the enemy. for many ukrainians, of course, russia is the enemy. but for many others, they are
also very enmeshed in russian life. >> stephen: i'm old enough to remember that the soviet uniwould commonly try to test new presidents of the united states by creating a crisis, a foreign policy crise early in that president's term, to see what kind of man they were dealing with? could this be part of the it, too, rattling the cage to see the response from the american administration. >> i think president putin is always trying to push butons like, especially with each president, to see who they are and what they stand for. and i think maybe-- and it's speculation-- president putin sees president biden and sees how much biden and his administration have been talking about china. "we want to focus on china. this is the big challenge. this is the big threat. this is the big competitor." so perhaps he's trying to take advantage of that moment and both kind of reestablish himself as being a major player of, you
know, major international consequence on the world stage, but also hopefully try to take advantage of the fact that maybe president biden doesn't want to be as focused on russia, that he would prefer to have, you know, china be the number one thing on his agenda. but with all of these things, stephen-- and, you know, i don't know if you found this, but, like, at the end of the day, you alwaysend up coming back to the same thing, which is what is president vladimir putin thinking right now? >> >> stephen: is this so important to him? why is ukraine so important to him? >> well, if you've had the luxury of reading-- he wrote a letter about this last summer. it's exceptionally long and exceptional detailed. it's, like, you know, a historical tome. he views ukraine and russia as being sort of spiritually and religiously and linguistically and historically and culturally kind of one and the same, bonded together. , you know, when he talks about the collapse of the soviet union and he describes it as one of
the greatest catastrophes, he's talking in no small part about ukraine and that deep, deep that he believes exists there. so when he sees ukrainians turning towards the test and ousting the president who was here before, ya, in okovich, who was the kremlin's man and having a revolution and wanting to be part of nato, that's anathema to everything he stands for. it feeds into this idea which is sort of, you know, a mantra of his, which is nato encirclement. the west is trying to castrate russia, to weaken russia, to encircle us and put their weapons there and their forces there. and that's something that he really will go to great, great lengths to prevent. >> stephen: well, clarissa, thank you so much for givingsecn ukraine. cnn chief international correspondent, clarissa ward, everybody. we'll be right back with faith hill. ♪ ♪ ♪ ( applause )
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i'm 53, but in my mind i'm still 35. that's why i take osteo bi-flex to keep my moving the way i was made to. it nourishes and strengthens my joints for the long term. osteo bi-flex. find our coupon in sunday's paper. ( applause ) >> stephen: hey, everybody, welcome back! ( applause ) ladies and gentlemen, you know my guest tonight as a five-time grammy award-winning singer and country music superstar. she now stars in "1883."
>> you drink coffee? >> it's not for me. >> there's no one else here. ( sighs ) you lied. >> i did, didn't i? >> what kind of a woman drinks coffee? >> i can't wait to hear the lecture on womanhood. this coffee is for him after a long night. some day, if you're luck tow find a man, or simply find a man who is extremely unlucky, you'll learn coffee is a welcome treat after a hard ride. >> stephen: please welcome to "the late show," faith hill. ♪ ♪ ♪ ( applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>> wow! hi! >> stephen: thanks so much for being here. >> thanks for having me. >> stephen: congratulations on "1883". >> thank you. >> stephen: much-anticipated prequel to the incredibly popular "yellowstone." >> yes is there here's the thing, i saw from that clip and other clips i've seen, obviously, it's pioneer life. pioneer life looks really rough. for instance, just even the wardrobe, that's a lot of wool. and it's-- it is hot and long and scratchy. like, what is it like to have to be decked out, out in the heat all the time? >> well, i do believe, and i do feel strongly about this, that a man should have to wear a corset, because that's what we we had to wear, right? ( applause ) >> stephen: obviously. >> dare -- >> stephen: obviously, i swear spanx every night?
>> really. i could never-- i don't believe that. but you-- i wear-- i have worn them, too. not what you call them -- >> stephen: manx. man spanx. ask tim. ask tim if he wears manssp anx. >> the corsets, i have no idea how they survived with the wardrobe. sphwhru don't have to get fully tightened in or anything do you? >> yes, absolutely. >> stephen: that looks painful. >> it was painful, and i have ribs, they are still floating around somewhere in my body. some are missing in action. but that's okay. it's all for the art of it all. >> stephen: you and your husband play husband and wife in the show. >> yes. >> stephen: and, obviously, so there you are. in the show you're husband and wife. at home you're husband and before. how do you separate those two? how do you keep from bringing
work home? >> well, we've been married for 25 years. >> stephen: congratulations. ( applause ) nicely done. >> thank you. we have three grown daughters, all in their 20s. >> stephen: are you empty nesters? >> we are empty nesters now. are you. >> we just this year hit that. >> heartbreaking. >> stephen: it's difficult, isn't it. you walk by their bedrooms-- >> it's so true. thank god for this project. it was like-- yeah, honestly. so back to that in a minute. >> stephen: sorry. >> no, sorry, i get off topic and i'm a talker. what did you ask me? ( laughter ) >> stephen: how do you feel about the situation in ukraine? >> a-ha! ha-ha! good one. >> stephen: you could play clarissa ward in the movie. >> good one. >> stephen: you could, you could. >> she's amazing, actually, by the way. she's amazing. upon god bless you. >> stephen: how do you separate it when you get home. work is never over then. >> the work is over.
here's what we decided, we're together all the time, literally all the time, and we decided that we would never work lines together -- >> stephen: you don't run lines with each other? >> no, we do not. >> stephen: you have scenes together, you don't run lines? >> we do not. because when the time comes for it to be shot, tim is james, i am margaret, and that's who we are when the cameras roll, that's who we are. and i don't want to give that up to him before then. you know, i may have a surprise in my picture or should go. >> stephen: sure, sure. you never slip into jeans and margaret when you're at home for just a minute. nothing? >> he does ( laughter ) >> stephen: i saw a memory. i saw a memory occur to you just there. go ahead. it's late night. it's all right. ( laughter ). >> no. >> stephen: i'll ask him tomorrow. i'll ask him tomorrow. ( applause ) don't let him watch this. don't let him watch this.
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what is that like to sing the national anthem at the super bowl? the pressure must be extraordinary. >> the most extraordinary amount of pressure ever. like, well, there are a couple of things in my career that i would-- one topped that. i never thought it could. but, yes, singing the national anthem for the super bowl was terrifying. however, when i sang it, the tennessee titans happened to make it to the super bowl that same year. >> stephen: sure. >> and i had accepted the honor-- i was asked, and i said oh, my gosh yes. and i was like what did i just do? it's terrifying. >> stephen: hir. how do you calm yourself down before you go out there knowing that hundreds of millions of people are watching? >> well, honestly, the tennessee titans were playing in this particular super bowl, and that calmed me because i was so proud of our team. but i did spend a lot of time in the restroom just rehearsing.
seriously, i did, with a boom box, literally, a boom box, in the public restroom before i walked out. i walked from the public restroom out to the field and sang the national anthem. >> stephen: you were afraid you would forget the lyrics? >> i have forgotten the lyrics. >> wow. >> i have. it's one of those songs you know so well and you think i'll never forget the lyrics. it happened to me before. it was at a play-off game many years prior. i was at the dallas-- i was singing at a dallas play-off game, the beginning of my career. and i'm walk-- and i was asked to sing the national anthem play-off game. and i i'm walking out to the center of the field with this very generous guard, this woman that was walking me out. and i say to her-- and this is televised, "would you happen to know just the first word of the national anthem?" ( laughter ) "all i need is the first word,
the o." and she said, "searly?" and we're walking hand in hand, and i said, "i'm serious. i'm very serious." she said "oh, my, honey, i don't know." and i said-- i said -- >> stephen: that's not what you want to hear. >> i don't know-- i don't know-- i don't know, either. okay i'm just going to sing "amazing grace" so they'll forgive me for that. >> stephen: you bailed on the national anthem. >> i did not, i did not. but honest to god, when i hit that center and it went live, if i didn't have o, say," it was going to be ♪ amazing grace." >> stephen: was it a track or a cappella. >> i was naked life. it was it. what you saw in the center of that circle, it was-- that was me. so it was either going to be
♪ o say ♪ >> stephen: i thought you were going to have to sing "amazing grace "to the tune of the national anthem. >> i thought i would sing "amazing grace" and be forgiven. but it worked out. >> stephen: country star nick guyton was announced. do you have any advice for her. are you guys friends? >> amazing artist. i have not met her. but i am such a huge fan and supporter, and she is going to slay it. >> stephen: niki, the first word is o. >> she's going to slay it. >> stephen: thank you so much for being here. >> am i done? >> stephen: you can say, but we have to go sell some soap. >> okay, soap is good. yeah, good soap, bye. >> stephen: new episodes of "1883" premiere sundays on paramount+. it's faith hill, everybody. we'll be right back with a perform
madness could be endlessly ♪ her love is a temporary high and you're running to the shore ♪ howling at the waves howling back at you (you-ou-ou) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ when you're ahead, she's coming after ♪ and when you run, she's running faster ♪ and when she loves you better hope her love is not ♪ a temporary high ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ your body was warm when she was cold ♪ you would long for love her storm was a temporary light ♪ and i guess you froze when the storm ♪ blew away her clothes and you never got warm again ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ your hands as blue as ice you reached towards the sky ♪ reaching back at you (you-ou-ou) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ when you're ahead, she's coming after ♪ and when you run, she's running faster ♪ and when she loves you better hope her love is not ♪ a temporary high (you, you, you) ♪ and when you run, she's running faster ♪ and when she loves you better hope her love is not ♪ a temporary high ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ your hands as blue as ice you reached towards the sky ♪ reaching back at you (you-ou-ou) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ when you're ahead, she's coming after
♪ and when you run, she's running faster ♪ and when she loves you better hope her love is not ♪ a temporary high (you, you, you) ♪ and when you run, she's running faster ♪ and when she loves you better hope her love is not ♪ a temporary high ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ you better hope that her love is not temporary ♪ you better hope that her love is not temporary ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: aurora, everybody goodnight that's it for "the late show." tune in tomorrow when my guests will be tim mcgraw and martha stewart. james corden is next. goodnight.