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months that we've been dating. >> we live just two doors apart and we both have back doors. >> two doors apart! he'd sneak in! wow, look at this. there was music, lots of bubbly serve, but it wasn't a legal wedding, just a couple of crazy kids wanting to declare their commitment. >> and she's a june bride! and for those of you thinking about going out and getting married after seeing that story, rob has a very brief forecast for you! >> heartwarming story, and we're watching warming temperatures in tomorrow's forecast. 80s and 90s inland, and 70s in time for fo [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
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tonight, join jimmy and his guests - martin lawrence, michaela jae rodriguez a performance from "a strange loop," and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: whassup! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh wow that's what i'm talking about. welcome! i love you welcome. enjoy yourself enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. you're here.
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thank you for watching [ cheers and applause well, guys, let's get to the news everyone is talking about the supreme court after they made some pretty major decisions over the last few days and let me just sum it up for you. they basically said whether it's a gun or a baby, you're carrying something [ laughter ] that's right on friday, the supreme court voted to overturn roe v. wade. i don't have to tell you that plenty of people are furious with the supreme court right now. and in an attempt to tamp down the anger, the supreme court released this message. watch this >> we here at the supreme court recognize that millions of americans are angry over our recent actions but we really want to hear what you have to say. so, call us at 1-800 - [ mumbling ] or email us at - [ mumbling ] and you can always write to us at the address on the screen the united states supreme court. because your opinion matters [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you just find the
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address. in response to the ruling, president biden said the court is literally taking america back 150 years and if there's anyone who knows what things were like back then, it would be president biden. [ laughter and applause i saw that house speaker nancy pelosi responded to the court's decision by reading a poem [ light laughter ] even democrats were like, "look, if this poem doesn't start off with clarence thomas and end with nantucket, we don't want to hear it. [ laughter ] meanwhile, after the decision, clarence thomas went even further and brought up banning contraception. [ audience groans it's all part of his plan, "operation get my wife out of the news." [ laughter ] that's right a new poll conducted this weekend. a majority of americans said that they don't agree with the supreme court's ruling in fact, 59% of americans said that they disapprove of the ruling and that's not all 52% of americans said that it's a step backward for america.
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while 48% said "circle back next week. i'm still mad about the january 6th hearings and how everyone just kind of decided the pandemic was over. [ laughter ] [ applause ] is it over 33% said they don't really see how politics affect them, then paid 100 bucks to fill their gas tank [ laughter ] and finally, 68% said, "i'm literally too angry to answer poll questions right now." [ cheers and applause so just hush switching gears, this weekend, president biden left for germany to meet with other world leaders at this year's g7 summit. and, as always, the leaders took a family photo together here they are. [ light laughter ] yeah looks like "the bachelorette: senior edition." [ laughter ] did you guys see this? over the weekend, rudy giuliani claimed that he got slapped by a supermarket employee and even went on to say, it felt like somebody shot him. [ laughter ] that sounds pretty scary this is real we have the surveillance footage. this is real take a look.
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>> jimmy: there's rudy oh that was it. [ laughter ] that was it? he thinks that was a slap? >> lou: clearly rudy didn't see this year's oscars [ laughter ] [ applause ] it makes sense that he freaked out. it's been 20 years since rudy got a pat on the back. you know what i'm saying [ laughter ] some entertainment news. this weekend, the new movie "elvis" narrowly edged out "top gun: maverick" for number one at the box office. and apparently it's so popular that it already inspired this new promo. watch this >> "elvis" is officially the number one movie at the box office and if you loved being transported back to 1955, then you'll love "the supreme court. now playing in 29 states [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: this is a promo for
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the movie. hey guys, i saw a new survey that said the perfect temperature for air conditioning during the summer is 64 degrees. that seems cold. 64 degrees is perfect if you're training rocky inside a meat locker [ laughter ] i think it's a perfect temperature if you want to see your dad's nipples poking through his t-shirt. >> steve: hey! [ laughter ] oh >> jimmy: hey guys, i heard about a family in idaho who came home to a roofless house after a roofing company got the wrong address. [ laughter ] the company was like, "uh, good news, you got more outdoor space. i like how the neighbor watched and was like, "what a coincidence, we're both having our roofs replaced. [ laughter ] and this went viral. a news station in los angeles wanted to have some fun and surprise one of their reporters for her birthday, but things didn't go as planned here, take a look at this. >> happy birthday! happy birthday to you! it's a floating cake
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>> you have to zip up your face, though zipper up really quick watch your hair. there we go. there we -- there -- oh! [ laughter ] [ sad tuba ] [ rim shot ] >> steve: hey! [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: yep, they broke the zipper and every ratings record they ever had. [ laughter ] viewers were like, "hey, if that's the 8:00 a.m. news, we can't wait for the 11:00 p.m. news oh, my goodness. that's right, it's the first time anyone has ever seen a literal news flash there you have it, everybody [ applause ] that is funny. and finally, guys, earlier today we sent our pal emma chamberlain down to the 30 rock plaza to give out some free coffee to new yorkers but in order to get a free cup, they had to give her something in return, their deepest secrets. this is "barista confessions." check it out [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ barista confessions ♪
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>> so, are you willing to tell me a secret in exchange for a coffee >> i think for a coffee, i will >> okay. let's hear it. >> my grandparents, my mom-mom and pop-pop, they met in prison >> badass. badass >> thanks so much girl >> thank you so much >> not many people know but i accidentally set a random stranger, a woman's, hair on fire at a bar. i was doing a trick with a a match book >> okay. >> and i guess she had a lot of hair spray >> totally flammable >> she went up >> you really deserve a coffee >> thanks. >> so i listened to the advice of a witch on tiktok now i have the name of a guy i used to hook up with two years ago in a jar full of maple syrup under my bed >> obsessed. >> he was supposed to be stuck on me. >> i have a really gorgeous aunt but in middle school i took her photo and all of her personal information and i made mutiple j date profiles with it. so not one, but two men named simon have invited her to live in israel. >> so you're gonna get one of
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these. >> thank you >> i hooked up with my ex-best friend's sister. >> so does your best friend know >> god, i don't think so >> now they do >> yeah, i was like walking home from work one day and i was three blocks away from home and all of a sudden it hits me and i'm like, oh, no i'm like, i have to go and like, i pooped my pants. >> this won't help you with the pooping problem but i love this story. that was good. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to emma chamberlain we have a great show my man martin lawrence is here tonight! [ cheers and applause oh martin michaela jae rodriguez is also on the show! [ cheers and applause and we've got an amazing broadway performance they've won every award you can get, including the tony for best musical the cast of "a strange loop" is performing for us tonight. [ cheers and applause stick around we'll be right back with "battle of the instant songwriters. come on back
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[ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ i know it seems like i like you a lo i put on a fac and i act like ♪ ♪ we're cool bu we're only friends cause you have a pool ♪ ♪ limu emu ♪ and doug. ♪ harp plays ♪ only two things are forever: love and liberty mutual customizing your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. (emu squawks) if anyone objects to this marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace. (emu squawks) (the crowd gasps) no, kevin, no! not today. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪
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[forest sounds] [crunch] aaahh. liisshh. push it. [fox begins beatboxing] ♪ aaahh push it ♪ ♪ ooo baby baby, ba-baby baby ♪ hmmm. -morning, jen. ♪ aaahh push it ♪ no sleep again? i don't think coffee is your answer today. you think? my data shows you're not off to a good start. what? don't worry 'bout it, this one's on me. no, no, no, no. i got the next round. oh so you rich now? no, no he's not rich. he's happy hour rich. that uhh, 3-6 p.m. rich. $3-6 bucks rich. you guys got jokes. he's 3-6 ballin'. hey mr. 3-6 your driver parked outside? this guy thinks he's funny. we'll split the check right? no, no, no!
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♪ ♪ ♪ ah ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. here at "the tonight show," we love songs, and we especially love songs written by our audience members in under an hour it's time for "battle of the instant song writer. welcome to "battle of the instant song writers." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: welcome to "battle of the instant song writers." before the show, we went through our audience and picked out two people who said that they were musicians. we gave them each a made up song title and gave them an hour to write an original song based on that title. here's a shot of them practicing backstage a minute ago. this is real yeah so i can't wait to see what they come up with. let's meet them right now. come on over, guys hi ♪ [ cheers and applause
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how you doing? >> good. how about you? >> jimmy: nice to meet you >> nice to meet you too. >> jimmy: hi, nice to meet you welcome to the show. welcome, welcome >> thanks. >> jimmy: all right, here we go now let's start with contestant number one what is your name and where are you from >> my name is beth killian, and i'm from providence, rhode island [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yeah, providence, beth killian beth, what was the title of the song that you were given >> the song i was given was "tiktok in my flip-flops." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: ah, "tiktok in my flip-flops." and what instrument will you be playing? >> guitar. >> jimmy: guitar all right, go set up and we'll give you a nice intro there, beth get yourself ready take your time we've got this ladies and gentlemen, here to perform the world premiere of the soon to be classic "tiktok in my flip-flops," it's beth killian ♪ ♪ hey bab it's that time of year when the sun comes out and the water is clear ♪ ♪ and the message get drowned ou every day ♪ ♪ there's an ap for that if you go something to say ♪ ♪ i'll make a tikto
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in my flip-flo just to get your attention ♪ ♪ do a trending dancing sandal without every engine ♪ ♪ the world might be on fire rising tensions but lay our your towel for stress prevention ♪ ♪ make this the summe of tiktok and flip-flops freeze pops and crop top let the beats an sweat drip drop ♪ ♪ he's a te but he voted against human rights ♪ ♪ it's the bodily autonom for me all right ♪ ♪ and it's about damn tim because in a minut i'm gonna need your voices for something good ♪ ♪ keep running up running up up the hill like i know you could ♪ ♪ no matter your gender your siz you're such a hotty ♪ ♪ make a tiktok in your flip-flo and flaunt that body ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: come on, now
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get over here! give it up for beth killian right there. come on! that was fantastic >> thank you >> jimmy: thank you very much. all right. let's meet contestant number two. what is your name and where are you from >> my name is jacob sigman i'm from detroit, michigan >> jimmy: yeah i love detroit what is your song title? >> song title is "we're only friends cuz you have a pool. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's relatable it's relatable relatable song what instrument will you be playing? >> on the keys >> jimmy: yeah, on the keys. all right, go set up whenever you're ready to go. that's awesome oh, my gosh. jacob is going to play the keys, which is musician for piano. keyboard >> code word >> jimmy: that's code. that's right, that's right ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the world premiere of "we're only friends cuz you have a pool" by jacob sigman
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here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ mmm another june and it's hotter than hot i know it seem like a like you a lot ♪ ♪ i put on a face and i act like we're coo but we're only friends cuz you have a pool ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ i watch the awful shows you love to bing i laugh at your joke even though you are cringe ♪ ♪ to be quite hones you are kind of a tool ♪ ♪ but i'm so glad that we're friends cuz you have a pool ♪ ♪ when the winter comes around
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i am fully gonna ghost you ♪ ♪ if your name come up in conversation i will roast you ♪ ♪ just being honest i don't mean to be cruel but we're only friends cuz you have a pool ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: not too shabby not too shabby fantastic, buddy thank you, that was great. jacob sigman right there, everybody. [ cheers and applause two very good contestants. now it's time to see who won we're going to let our great audience decide the winner was it contestant number one [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: or contestant number two? [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: there we go. contestant number two is our winner congratulations. jacob, you won an "i love music" sweatshirt. there you go you probably don't have one of
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those. not bad. also, you won a samsung galaxy book 2 pro to write and record songs. sorry. >> it's okay >> jimmy: yeah no problem no no one goes home empty handed. our other contestant will get an "i love music" sweatshirt as well and a samsung galaxy book 2 pro. give it up for your instant song writers stick around we'll be right back with martin lawrence! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: jackie chan. [ laughter ] he appears himself he was a love interest do you remember this >> to sheneneh [ laughter ] the reality was me and jackie chan was supposed to do "rush hour" together and, you know but they didn't have enough money for me [ laughter and applause
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest is a a legendary comedian and actor he created the hit series, "martin," 30 years ago and now -- [ cheers ] yeah, i know and now the original -- and he's just the greatest the original cast is back together for "martin: the reunion," streaming now on bet pluscheers and applause please welcome martin lawrence ♪
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♪ >> jimmy: that's martin lawrence. >> yes >> jimmy: come on. >> they got to always make that song, "don't you know no good. you oughta to record that. >> tariq: yeah >> jimmy: that's got to be fantastic. >> that's tight. >> jimmy: i like those who do it martin, welcome -- >> how's it going, man >> jimmy: martin, welcome back to the show. >> thank you for having me >> jimmy: we love having you on i got this date correct, i believe. august 27th, 1992, 30 years ago, you created martin lawrence -- you created "martin. [ laughter ] sorry. take note, you didn't create martin lawrence. you came out as a baby and got your own sitcom. no, you created "martin. >> yes >> jimmy: 30 years later, did you think that it would still be -- have such an impact on pop culture? >> i had no idea >> jimmy: yeah >> i just knew every year we -- we got picked up we were just trying to make the show work.
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and to know that it's still running 30 years later, i'm just over the moon, man. i feel truly blessed [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yeah, amazing. you know, i was going to ask you, when you're out in public, what -- you've got so much catchphrases, but what do people yell at you the most? is it -- >> "whuzzah! >> jimmy: yeah there you go [ laughter ] >> or they might go, "you go, boy. >> jimmy: "you go, boy." yeah >> even they'll flip the "you go, girl" and go, "you go, boy. >> jimmy: yeah "damn, gina. >> "damn, gina." >> jimmy: yeah, you so crazy yeah, and that stuff, oh, yeah, i got -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know, there's only a handful of people -- i was looking at a list today that have successful sitcoms with their name in it. >> hmm >> jimmy: you know, with "martin. when you were selling or creating the -- the show, did you ever have any other titles was it always "martin" >> i always wanted it to be "martin. i knew other comedians had shows after their name >> jimmy: yeah >> so i was like, "i want it to be 'martin.' >> jimmy: really >> yeah. now y'all know me as "martin." >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. [ cheers and applause >> "martin!" >> jimmy: "martin! exactly right. [ light laughter ] you had a bunch of famous, famous iconic cameos when -- when you did the show.
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i >> yeah. [ laughter and appla what do you remember about snoop dogg coming on >> i remember, snoop this was what? his first time on tv >> jimmy: it was >> so, he was shy. he was really shy. but he was just real cool and down to earth. and he kept it real. >> jimmy: yeah >> he just kept it snoop all the way. >> jimmy: did he laugh did he break >> in his own way, but it was -- >> jimmy: yeah >> but it was snoop style. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> snoop style, yeah >> jimmy: give you this kind of style. >> but he was a lot of fun to have on the show >> jimmy: how about this i like this, here. >> ah, jackie chan yeah >> jimmy: jackie chan. [ laughter ] he appears himself he was a love interest do you remember this >> that's sheneneh [ laughter ] sorry. we - >> jimmy: how do you sell him on that? >> we made up that episode the reality was me and jackie chan was supposed to do "rush hour" together and, you know, but they didn't have enough money for me.
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[ laughter and applause so -- >> jimmy: yeah, that didn't happen >> so that didn't happen so jackie came on the show, you know, just to -- just to come and support the show and -- >> jimmy: and when did they -- when did they film "rush hour" >> oh, when they got chris tucker >> jimmy: yeah a year later >> yeah, a year later. >> jimmy: that's wild. all right, how about this? we know and love this man. this is -- this is tracy morgan that's -- >> yeah, my man, tracy [ cheers ] >> jimmy: hustle man >> hustle man. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: this is before he was on "saturday night live" and he always gives you credit for his big break. >> yeah. what was -- when i first saw tracy on "def jam," and he pulled up his shirt and he start patting his stomach, you know [ laughter ] and i just said -- i just said, "this boy is wild, man." [ light laughter ] "if i ever get my show, i've gotta put him on the show. >> jimmy: yeah >> and when i put him on the show, he was just so quick and so natural and spontaneous and just -- i mean, just a gem to have on the show >> jimmy: right?
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yeah, he is. >> really. >> jimmy: and this last one. this is just one of the coolest. i know he's one of your favorites. here's you and richard pryor >> yeah, my idol, richard pryor. [ cheers and applause yeah >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> richard pryor and eddie murphy are the reasons i do comedy. >> jimmy: yeah >> he's the reason i do standup comedy [ applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, what was it -- what was it like did you know him at all off stage as well? or just -- >> i didn't know them off stage. this was the first time i got to meet him. and it was just an honor and it was lot of fun to have him there. >> jimmy: that's the coolest thing. i don't know, i just figured it would be fun to go through through that stuff i was saying to you backstage that i was such a fan of the show >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: me and my friends would wear "martin" t-shirts >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you was like, "yeah, you can still get them if you -- if you go to shopmartinlawrence.com." >> yes >> jimmy: you got all sorts of -- >> all sorts of stuff you can get, and i would love to see y'all in them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah also, the "martin" swag. you even have -- i don't even know if this came out, but the "martin" -- the "martin" trivia game this is a card game you can play with your friends and i know that questlove is a
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a big "martin" fan >> hey, congratulations, quest on your oscar, brother >> questlove: yes, thank you thank you, brother [ cheers and applause >> it's an honor, but yeah >> questlove: thank you. >> "summer of soul." "summer of soul," you did your thing, brother did your thing >> jimmy: that's pretty cool quest, i thought it'd be, if it's okay with you, maybe i could ask you a few "martin" trivia questions >> questlove: okay >> jimmy: and see how you do all right? >> questlove: all right, i got this >> jimmy: do you really think you got this >> questlove: i do i watched the entire canon after i won the oscar, i went on break i watched the entire five-season canon in a row on vacation. >> jimmy: gosh >> questlove: i got -- >> jimmy: all right, wait. all right, so this -- so you're recently -- you're recently up to date on "martin." >> questlove: i'm addicted to this show. yeah >> jimmy: yeah, me too i love him too all right, here we go. ready for this one what gift did gina receive from martin by mistake instead of the diamond earrings >> questlove: by mistake >> jimmy: by mistake >> questlove: ah, 'cause i knew he got -- his grandmom's duvet i think he gave her jerome's gold tooth by -- [ laughter ] [ ding ] >> that would be it!
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>> questlove: yeah, yeah [ cheers and applause >> that would be it! >> questlove: yeah [ laughter ] >> jimmy: had jerome's gold tooth. >> we did an episode where they went to the club, shiznit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: probably couldn't even get away with that now. oh, my god [ laughter ] shiznit. i mean, real -- oh, my gosh. all right, that's good you're one for one all right, ready how about this which celebrity -- wait, wait, wait i remember this one. okay which celebrity impersonator punched martin in the face when they went to hollywood [ light laughter ] i remember this one. yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] "whoa! >> questlove: michael jackson. >> jimmy: there you go [ bell dinging ] that was right that was funny [ cheers and applause do you ever hangout with michael? did you ever meet michael? >> man, i met him -- i met mike years ago at an awards show. and it was the weirdest thing because he wanted to meet me and they called me and brought
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me to his dressing room. and i went in his dressing room and when i went in, his mother was in there and he just looked at me and went -- [ laughter ] that's all he did. >> jimmy: that's all he did? >> that's all he did >> jimmy: all right. >> and i felt awkward, 'cause i was like -- >> jimmy: what are you going to do >> "i gotta go nice to meet you, mike." >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] and did he laugh again when you left [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, he did all the way out. amazing. [ laughter ] all right. quest, last one. here you go. what was the name of martin's restaurant that opened and closed in the same day >> questlove: ah rent 'em spoons, it is marty mart's meatloaf and waffles joint. [ laughter ] [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: meatloaf and waff -- meatloaf and waffles [ cheers and applause i want to talk about the "martin" reunion special when we come back more with martin lawrence after the break. the reunion. [ cheers and applause the reunion. [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back we're hanging out with martin lawrence right here [ cheers and applause martin, i want to talk about the reunion special because -- >> yes >> jimmy: what did it feel like to have the original cast back together after all this time >> it felt great, man, just to see them again and get back together it felt like we was going back to work, you know. and the only thing that was missing was our brother tommy ford but we got to honor him in the right way. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he was great i mean, is everyone still just funny and still you go right back to the days, like, we can do this right now. >> when you see the reunion, you see the humor and the laughter in the reunion. we just pick up where we left off. >> jimmy: yeah these are some of the characters of course that you talk about, dragonfly jones.
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i think, sheneneh jenkins, romey rome, and roscoe i think still my favorite thing is dragonfly jones when he -- remember when he got into a fight in the parking lot >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, i'm saying it like it's not you. [ laughter ] but anyways, you as dragonfly and then you went up and you dialed 9-1-1 on the atm machine. you're dialing 9-1-1 on the atm machine. it was one of the best physical comedy things ever would you ever do the show again? and people want to know? >> i -- i think -- [ cheers and applause well, you know, the "martin" show was like catching lightning in a bottle and i don't think we can redo that again. you know, i wouldn't mind working with the cast again on something, but i don't think we could do that again. >> jimmy: maybe like instead the marvel cinematic universe it's the "martin" cinematic universe [ laughter ] >> yeah, i would love to see a a movie with sheneneh. [ cheers and applause
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>> jimmy: yeah >> and remember, we were supposed to do a movie with sheneneh and jamie foxx with wanda. and that never came about. but if we could ever get that together, i think y'all would love that. >> jimmy: oh, my god [ cheers and applause that would be -- you've got to do that. you have to do that. or even, like i could see like -- did anyone ever pitch you like lil' martin or anything like a cartoon or something like that? because you had all these great characters >> yeah, we got some stuff coming >> jimmy: you do all right. you know we love you come back whenever you want to martin lawrence, the one and only [ cheers and applause i want to show everyone a clip here's a peek at "martin: the reunion. take a look at this. >> you guys felt so natural, so cultural and it felt -- did you know that that was the approach you wanted to take or - >> we just went for it, you know i don't know if that's the approach i wanted to take, but i was in the moment. we were in the moment. and we were just going for it. we wanted the show to succeed, and we just did everything we could to try to make that happen >> he's being a little humble. >> yeah, he a little humble. stop playing first of all, he was driving
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the bus, and -- and you had to keep up. >> he was funny. you had to anticipate his movements. you didn't know where he was going to go at any moment. he was freaking brilliant. >> jimmy: yeah, that's exactly right. martin lawrence, everybody "martin: the reunion" is streaming now on bet plus. we'll be right back with michaela jae rodriguez stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ i guess that's it then, huh? yup. see you around. i knew that was the last time i'd see tom. the truth is, i was spending too much online jake from state farm. don't give up what you love. state farm has options like bundling home and auto, so you get a rate that fits your budget. tom! i'm gonna buy more stuff! for surprisingly great rates that fit any budget... like a good neighbor, state farm is there.® call or click to get a quote today.
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new episodes are available every friday on apple tv plus. everyone please welcome michaela jae rodriguez [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: michaela jae rodriguez right there. [ cheers and applause welcome to the show. it's your -- it's your first time on our show >> it's my first time and i was so happy to be here. i'm kind of nervous. >> jimmy: no [ cheers and applause it's always good to be a little nervous. but we've hung out together. we hung out before >> we did, at the met gala >> jimmy: we were at the met gala together. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we had a good table. >> oh, yeah. we had a lot of fun up there yeah, we had fun >> jimmy: yeah, we had some -- we got into trouble. >> i know i did. i could dance my life away >> jimmy: yeah, who else was there? there's lil uzi. >> lil uzi >> jimmy: lil uzi vert >> erykah badu >> jimmy: yes! pete davidson. >> pete davidson >> jimmy: you know, pete davidson got up -- he got up to meet -- he goes, "i have to go to the bathroom. [ laughter ] and we're at this event -- this met gala and we were all dressed -- thom browne and i think we were dressed. and they were dressed really
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nice >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: and pete goes, "i have to go to the men's room." i go, "they just announced that they're starting the entertainment. don't go." >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: he says, "i have to. [ laughter ] and i go, "really, pete. this is a bad -- bad time. they just said -- he goes, "yeah, but they say that i don't think -- >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: and we were all trying to talk him out of it >> yeah, for sure. >> jimmy: and then he left he's like, "i'm going to do it i'm going to go to the bathroom." i go, "okay, whatever. he leaves and all of a sudden you hear -- [ imitating marching band [ laughter ] just marching band >> yep >> jimmy: and this marching band comes walking in and who's the third person in the marching band? he was like -- >> pete. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pete davidson. i go, "what are you -- i told you, dude. yeah >> but, you know, sometimes it happens. >> jimmy: "sometimes it happens. yeah, yeah, yeah >> he caught up. >> jimmy: yeah >> he looked good while doing it, because he's a comic geek. >> jimmy: he looked good >> he stole them pretty cool >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah he doesn't feel the cool, but i was like, "dude, you clearly do not belong in the marching band." [ laughter ] i like those events because you meet people. i go, "oh, that's the person i always wanted to meet and then you just run into them." do you ever get freaked out when you meet someone? >> well, i do. and it was kind of crazy when i saw you there, i, kind of, was like, "oh, my god, i can't believe i'm sitting next to you." >> jimmy: no, stop >> honestly. >> jimmy: no, no >> i was like, "oh, my god this is insane."
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so, yeah, i do have those moments. >> jimmy: oh, good >> it's -- it's kind of dope >> jimmy: but people come up to you and they freak out when they see you >> i had this crazy moment, actually, with khloe kardashian she came up to me at the met gala and i did not expect that. and i got freaked out. i was like, "oh, my god. she said to me, "oh, you're such a presence and you're living your life." and i was like, "wait, you think that of me?" [ laughter ] "what about -- no! >> jimmy: yeah, you are a presence can i just run down some of your recent accomplishments, please >> okay. >> jimmy: emmy nomination for "pose. that's not too shabby right there. [ cheers and applause i get it emmy nomination. golden globe win for "pose." >> yes >> jimmy: that was off the chain. [ cheers and applause one of "time's" women of the year oh, yeah [ cheers and applause and the winner of glaad's -- this is just stephen f kolzak award that is major right there. [ cheers and applause >> thank you >> jimmy: that's 2 2022 right there out of these right here, do you have a favorite out of these or they're all different in its own way? >> i would say the golden globes was my favorite because it's such a prestigious, kind of, award and i never thought i would get it you know, being the kind of girl that i am, you never think
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that you would get an award like this. so, i was insecure and i didn't think that i would like, you know, be deserving of an award like that. and when it happened, i was like, "what is going on with my life right then? so -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you actually said that you didn't think you would work again after "pose." >> i did i did. i know that's crazy, but i did >> jimmy: why? >> insecurities. >> jimmy: yeah >> you know. >> jimmy: gets in your head. >> yeah. every woman, every trans-woman in the world, they think that, you know, they're not going to be allotted certain things being who they are and then it happens and you're like, "oh, this is a pinch me moment snap." you know [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> "oh, snap." >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah, i know where that came from >> jimmy: "oh, snap. that's fine. but you -- you give a lot of credit to your mom >> i do, i do. >> jimmy: and yeah what does she do to support you when you were coming up? >> i mean, my mom just loved on me hard. my mom is a strong black woman and she showed exactly what a strong black woman does, which is love. and she cloaked and protected me safely. and i just love that she did that throughout all of my life, you know and including - >> jimmy: yeah did she know you were going to be an actor?
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>> yeah, i was really dramatic when i was a child [ laughter ] so, you know, she kind of knew that she had, you know, speculations of it and stuff. she knew she definitely knew. >> jimmy: she knew, yeah and is drama more your thing because in "loot," on -- maya rudolph on apple tv, you're very funny. >> oh, you think so? thank you. [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: yeah, i do think so. yeah, yeah, yeah but you -- which one do you like better? >> i love drama. i love, you know, crying on the screen i like, you know -- >> jimmy: crying >> i do. >> jimmy: really >> i do. it makes me feel good. i'm sorry, that's weird but it does >> jimmy: "loot," maya rudolph, how did you guys meet? did you -- have you known each other or just from the show? >> you know, it's so funny i met her three years ago, i think, while "pose" was happening. it was at an event i can't remember specifically, but i remember fanning out over her and saying, "i hope i get to work with you one day." and she said, "you will. and i was like, "okay. and then boom, it happened >> jimmy: it actually happened >> yeah. >> jimmy: can you set it up for everyone what the show is about? >> yes so, this show, "loot," is about a woman who goes through
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tumultuous times with her marriage and inherits all this money from this rich man, $87 billion. and with all the privileges she has, there's some things that she doesn't know about so, she comes back to her foundation and meets a woman named sofia. and they're like oil and water, but i think, at the end, they come together so beautifully >> jimmy: yeah, and -- and yeah, you help her grow. >> yes >> jimmy: but maya plays a a ridiculous character >> she is hilarious. she's something in the show. >> jimmy: i mean, yeah >> yeah, tell me >> jimmy: and any rumors of season two i'm just hoping. >> i think we are going to get a season two i don't know but i do believe we will >> jimmy: yes. see? that's the way i do it [ cheers and applause i like it right there. all right, good. i want to see it 'cause already, i got to see, like, four episodes and i'm like, "oh, yeah. i'm sold." >> oh, you did okay, check out this scene >> jimmy: yeah, and no maya -- maya snuck into it >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: i want to show a a clip here is michaela jae rodriguez in "loot." take a look at this. >> we can't just fly to miami on a random tuesday, especially when we have a meeting with councilmember saldana today. >> oh, i had nicholas call her
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we're moving it to a zoom. >> i just -- i hate zooms. i don't get to show off my personality. how the hell are they going to see my sweet side? >> sofia, look at everybody. they're so excited look, they're taking pictures of my plane. don't take this away from them it's all going to work out come on. come on. >> fine. ♪ >> she's coming. you guys, she's coming >> "i want to take a picture of my plane." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: michaela jae rodriguez, everybody. new episodes of "loot" are available every friday on apple tv plus. we'll be right back with a a performance from the cast of "a strange loop. come on back >> wow >> jimmy: i know [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: here to perform "intermission song," please welcome the cast of the tony award-winning best musical, "a strange loop." [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ usher usher usher ushe usher ushe usher usher ♪ ♪ how many minute til the en of intermission ♪ ♪ is that how the sho should open ♪ ♪ should ther even be a show no, it should star with what he's thinking ♪ ♪ which is just a cursor blinkin cause of all of the directions ♪ ♪ that the narrativ could go ♪ ♪ he has to sho what it's like to live up here ♪ ♪ and travel the worl in a fat, black queer body ♪ ♪ how many minute til the en of intermission ♪
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♪ no one care about a writer who is struggling to write ♪ ♪ they'll say it' way too repetitiou and so overly ambitious ♪ ♪ which, of cours makes them suspiciou that you're trying to be white! ♪ ♪ he has to fight for his righ to live in a world ♪ ♪ that chews up and spits ou black queers on the daily ♪ ♪ blackness, queernes fighting back to fil this cishe all-white space ♪ ♪ with a portrait of a portrai of a portrait of a black, queer face ♪ ♪ and a choir full of black queer voices, treble cle and also bass ♪ ♪ that are casting spells to conjure up big, black and queer-ass american broadway ♪ ♪ big, black and queer-as american broadwa big, black and queer-ass american broadway show ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ how many minute til the en of intermission ♪ ♪ til he has to fac the fact tha he is really in a jam ♪ ♪ he has no patrons he can call on nor a backup pla to fall on ♪ ♪ just a hamster whee to crawl o and nobody gives a damn ♪ ♪ he tries to scrambl and dodge and extricat still, his fate lies in wait like a scavenging vulture ♪ ♪ all he want is to subvert expectations black and white ♪ ♪ from the left and the righ for the good of the culture ♪ ♪ usher, ushe usher, usher usher, usher usher, usher ♪
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♪ how many minute til the en of intermission ♪ ♪ you're a ball of black confusion that keeps hitting a plateau ♪ ♪ you can't just flou every convention then command complete attention ♪ ♪ then big, black and queer-ass american broadway show ♪ ♪ how many minute til the en of intermission ♪ ♪ some sa write from exploration some say just write what you know ♪ ♪ but either wa you keep careening so it's hard to find a meaning ♪ ♪ in your big, black and queer-ass american broadway show ♪ ♪ how many minute til the en of intermission ♪ ♪ if you can' please the caucasian you will never get the dough ♪ ♪ cause critics clinically deny us then deny implicit bias ♪ ♪ with their vanity supported by a syste that's distorted ♪ ♪ watch them writ you off as laz not to mention navel-gazey ♪ ♪ lacking both in craft and rigo cause you're nothing but a ♪ ♪ big, black and queer-as american broadwa big, black and queer-ass american broadway ♪ ♪ big, black and queer-ass american broadway ♪ ♪ usher usher how many minutes til the en of intermission ♪ ♪ usher usher how many minutes til the en of intermission ♪ ♪ usher usher
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how many minutes til the en of intermission ♪ ♪ usher usher how many minutes til the en of intermission ♪ ♪ usher usher how many minutes til the en of intermission ♪ ♪ oh my god oh my god ♪ ♪ usher usher how many minutes til the en of intermission ♪ ♪ oh my god oh my god ♪ ♪ oh my god oh my god ♪ ♪ usher usher how many minutes til the en of intermission ♪ ♪ oh my god oh my god ♪ ♪ oh my god oh my god ♪ ♪ usher usher how many minutes til the en of intermission ♪ ♪ listen to ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: listen to the cast of "a strange loop. come on now! fantastic! go see it on broadway at the lyceum theatre for tickets, go to strangeloopmusical.com my thanks to martin lawrence, michaela jae rodriguez, the cast of "a strange loop" once again. fantastic. and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with
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seth meyers. good night, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- beanie feldstein star of "stranger things" actor matthew modine music from billy strings featuring the 8g band with jonathan ulman ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we are so grateful to have you here with us tonight last week, in a shocking yet sadly predictable move, the supreme court overturned roe v. wade. i was angered, saddened

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